cocksmush

a cocksmush is someone who likes to ram their penis into a wall on a day to day basis.

man1: he wont go to the store and get drinks.

man2: he is such a cocksmush

by CaptainA619 January 29, 2010

master cocksmith

One who believes he's great with the penis. A master of sorts.

Look at Dan over there. He thinks he's a real Master Cocksmith.

by Thisisbullshit! December 19, 2013

Cocksmith

The profession of crafting artificial penises, dicks, "cocks" and other penetrating falic fabrications for the purpose of self sexual satisfaction.

John Holmes was approached by many cocksmith's wishing to copy his endowment.

by burt macklyn January 24, 2015

Master Cocksmith

A man at the top of his guild. Trained and a highly skilled purveyor of the artistry of the cock and its many uses..

I rooted a young man the other day and initially thought he was a master tool. However when i found out he was a Master Cocksmith i let him go to town and display his full range of artistry with my vagina and his cock..

by Hammo1976 November 24, 2017

Cocksmanship

The degree of which you've mastered pleasing others with your cock.

Mike never failed to please his girl because he was skilled in cocksmanship

by Evillé July 20, 2016

cocksmuggler

One with the profession of smuggling cocks across the border, hidden inside one's asshole.

Pedro is such a cocksmuggler, I hear the size of his happy-hole makes puppies cry.

by Nikola February 3, 2004

cockpushups

Its were u fuckin lay down flat on the ground and then u let ur boner lift u up off the ground

Ive been doin cockpushups

by Chris B. February 3, 2005