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cocksmush 

a cocksmush is someone who likes to ram their penis into a wall on a day to day basis.
man1: he wont go to the store and get drinks.

man2: he is such a cocksmush
cocksmush by CaptainA619 January 29, 2010
Words you can keep

master cocksmith 

One who believes he's great with the penis. A master of sorts.
Look at Dan over there. He thinks he's a real Master Cocksmith.
master cocksmith by Thisisbullshit! December 19, 2013

Cocksmith 

The profession of crafting artificial penises, dicks, "cocks" and other penetrating falic fabrications for the purpose of self sexual satisfaction.
John Holmes was approached by many cocksmith's wishing to copy his endowment.
Cocksmith by burt macklyn January 24, 2015

Master Cocksmith 

A man at the top of his guild. Trained and a highly skilled purveyor of the artistry of the cock and its many uses..
I rooted a young man the other day and initially thought he was a master tool. However when i found out he was a Master Cocksmith i let him go to town and display his full range of artistry with my vagina and his cock..
Master Cocksmith by Hammo1976 November 24, 2017

Cocksmanship 

The degree of which you've mastered pleasing others with your cock.
Mike never failed to please his girl because he was skilled in cocksmanship
Cocksmanship by Evillé July 20, 2016

cocksmuggler 

One with the profession of smuggling cocks across the border, hidden inside one's asshole.
Pedro is such a cocksmuggler, I hear the size of his happy-hole makes puppies cry.
cocksmuggler by Nikola February 3, 2004

cockpushups 

Its were u fuckin lay down flat on the ground and then u let ur boner lift u up off the ground
Ive been doin cockpushups
cockpushups by Chris B. February 3, 2005
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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