Master Cocksmith

A man at the top of his guild. Trained and a highly skilled purveyor of the artistry of the cock and its many uses..

I rooted a young man the other day and initially thought he was a master tool. However when i found out he was a Master Cocksmith i let him go to town and display his full range of artistry with my vagina and his cock..

by Hammo1976 November 25, 2017

Acai

Mistakenly thought of as a berry however stands for Alternative Crap Anal Ingestion

Forbsey is ingesting those ACAI berries through his mouth.. he is doing it all wrong

by Hammo1976 October 17, 2017

Wristgasm

The feeling you receive on your wrist when you achieve 10,000 steps on your fitbit. Fleeting but with a sense of smug satisfaction.

Today i had a massive wristgasm and i was overcome with joy..

by Hammo1976 January 15, 2016