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When you masturbate so hard your penis turns

flaccid and to mush.
Yo Dude I had a tug until I got cockmush last night.
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cockpushups 

Its were u fuckin lay down flat on the ground and then u let ur boner lift u up off the ground
Ive been doin cockpushups
cockpushups by Chris B. February 3, 2005

dicking around the cockbush 

dragging ass, moving slow, not being productive, thinking about something other than task at hand
those two bastards are dicking around the cockbush.

cockpusher 

1. A person who takes the cock (or the penis) in through orifices of the body.

2. A person who smuggles and deals cock/penis in the country illegally.
Dude, you are such a cockpusher.
That is inappropriate and i don't appreciate it.
cockpusher by sexxyback October 28, 2006

cockcushion 

Cockcushion - Is a pillow you put between your legs when your sleeping, for added comfort.
Ew! Don't use that pillow it was keith's cockcushion!
cockcushion by Jacob GeeGee September 14, 2007

cockushiboo

sometimes cockushibos vids make me laugh my fucking ass off that i fall down ym chair and i bleed my head once i fall down either way i love my friends!! šŸ˜‹ (cockushibo if ur reading this pls stop making me suffer with these rengoku donut jokes šŸ’”)
"DUDE WHAT HAPPEND TO YOUR HEAD "
"i fell off my chair after laughing to hard at one of my friend cockushiboo's videos šŸ’”"

cockpush 

The exact opposite of the dreaded cockblock. This is when your buddy seriously does you a solid towards gettin' some.

This is not to be confused with the general duties of a good wingman. This is when your buddy has earned himself a freakin' Purple Heart of Wingmanship by showing extraordinary bravery in helping you score.

Sitting on the grenade (ie taking the ugly one home) in its most extreme cases (like, a 500 pounder) qualifies as a cockpush
-Hey man, so I'm gonna take Heather home so Leanne is all yours. Also, I managed to score you a 5 star suite upstairs with all inclusive room service. Happy trails!
-Dude...*chokes up* thank you for the epic cockpush
cockpush by Archit April 5, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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