Cocksmacking 

Cocksmacking is another word to mean gay sex.

Jerry is probably busy cocksmacking with some other guy.

Cocksmacking by iminabox July 21, 2008

Cocksucking Attorney 

1. Incorporates August 30, 2007 definition of the word Cocksucker.
2. Applies to attorneys who take one position on a legal matter.
3. However, in court, they actively exploit the legal matter to their benefit, to the detriment of others.
4. Typically used in situations related to poor ethics where the attorney puts their own personal interest ahead of their client or the courts.

1. (Class Action Settlement) "Did you hear about that settlement for the iThingy Defect? I got .38 cents for it and the attorneys at Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe told us they were doing this out of principle, and not looking for a payday, yet they received $62 million. Those Cocksucking Attorneys!"

2. (Litigation) "I can't believe the courts sanctioned me for bringing a frivolous lawsuit. Schlosky told my case was solid, made me pay him $5,000 to file this lawsuit, and now I have to pay a $10,000 fine to the court! Michael is such a Cocksucking Attorney!

3. (Public Debate) "Did you read Einhorn's argument against using waivers to disclaim fraud in court? Yet this guy is using the same tactics to get his dirty client off the hook? How can this Cocksucking Attorney sleep at night."

4. (Conflict of Interest) "I found out today that Lisa, my attorney for the malpractice suit that left me disabled, is a cousin for the doctor we're suing. How can I trust her when she's spending holidays with that monster. I now question everything she's ever told me about this case, and need to fire her ASAP. She is such a Cocksucking Attorney."

5. (Poorly managed expectations) "That Cocksucking Attorney Ralph told us to expect a windfall from being insulted by the waitress of Bojangles, we paid him over $100,000 to represent us, and all we got were coupons for free pancakes".

Cocksucking Attorney by JusticeThePup March 22, 2023

Cocksucking ATM 

See Generous cocksucker

Cocksucking ATM: see Generous cocksucker

Cocksucking ATM by Dong Massuse February 24, 2009

cocksucking eyes 

(N) One whose eyes gravitate towards the general direction of a male's genitalia. Often a cum guzzling whore, or the secret bible slut who never gets any action.

"that cunt has a pair of cocksucking eyes", said mike mathews.

cocksucking eyes by Rachelan November 6, 2008

cocksuckingmotherfucker 

cocksuckingmotherfucker has the same meaning as cock sucking son of a bitch except much more vulgar and much more offensive used when cock sucking of a bitch is not enough and less vulgar language want do

dude you stole my bubble gum money you cocksuckingmotherfucker
man i did not steal your bubble gum money you cocksuckingmotherfucker
dude haha i got you sucker
dude accusing someone of stealing from you is not even funny you cocksuckingmotherfucker

cocksuckingmotherfucker by littlejimmie March 15, 2019

Cock Smacking 

During a blow job, the man pulls out his (big) cock and smacks the girl in the face with it

John: I got head last night!
Frank: Awesome, from who?
John: Brittay, I was cock smacking her too!

Cock Smacking by Dumby August 4, 2007

cocksucking cumgargling thundercunt 

The greatest insult ever.

Person 1: you're a cocksucking cumgargling thundercunt!
Person 2: speachless.

cocksucking cumgargling thundercunt by JWILLY234567 October 23, 2013