cocksloper 

getting slapped by more then 1 cocks at a time

example: Robby lost that battle so hard. Hes now getting cockslopered

cocksloper by HAhaFagot March 25, 2021

cocksperience 

The amount and variety of sexual experiences that any given man's cock (treated as a separate entity) should be entitled to, which may be hampered by it's 'owners' lack of sexual prowess, confidence, or unusually high standards.

"I don't care if he doesn't find her extremely attractive... he should date her as he needs more cocksperience!"
"I'm nearly 40, and still a virgin... I need to ramp up my cocksperience!"

cocksperience by Lee of Tosh January 28, 2014

cockflower 

1.) A human with the ability to be insulting without being aware of just how insulting they really are. An oblivious asshole.

2.) Also a great way to slip the word cock into regular everyday conversation.

1.) Todd just drove over your hostas while parking, what a cockflower.

2.) I've been a busy bee this weekend! I mowed the lawn, did every bit of laundry, polished my cockflower, and managed to balance the checkbook!

cockflower by havingtwinsnow May 19, 2010

cockshopper 

a filthy whore or man who is constantly searching for the next bigger or better cock.

steve had no idea that his girfriend was a cockshopper

cockshopper by sgt horse August 12, 2006

cocksmokery 

When something happens that is so stupid and wrong, it goes way beyond simple bullshit. The person responsible is clearly guilty of smoking massive amounts of cock.

I got a $300 ticket last night for going 60 in a school zone. Can you believe that cocksmokery?

cocksmokery by =HPSF=Phoenix November 11, 2009

Cockslapper 

When you're high as fuck and you hear a fucking hilarious joke bro

"Dude that was a fuckin' cockslapper bro"

"Joseph told me a joke the other day that was a hell of a good cockslapper"

Cockslapper by Weed Jesus November 3, 2019

cocksmoker 

1. Somewhat derogatory name for a person with a penchant for giving head.
May also be used to describe someone particularly accomplished at it.

2. An insult for someone stupid/irritating/annoying/ (delete as appropriate), also brings the subjects sexuality into question (if male)

"Man, your sister is one hell of a cocksmoker"

cocksmoker by Paulo November 17, 2004