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cocksperience 

The amount and variety of sexual experiences that any given man's cock (treated as a separate entity) should be entitled to, which may be hampered by it's 'owners' lack of sexual prowess, confidence, or unusually high standards.
"I don't care if he doesn't find her extremely attractive... he should date her as he needs more cocksperience!"
"I'm nearly 40, and still a virgin... I need to ramp up my cocksperience!"
cocksperience by Lee of Tosh January 28, 2014

cockflower 

1.) A human with the ability to be insulting without being aware of just how insulting they really are. An oblivious asshole.

2.) Also a great way to slip the word cock into regular everyday conversation.
1.) Todd just drove over your hostas while parking, what a cockflower.

2.) I've been a busy bee this weekend! I mowed the lawn, did every bit of laundry, polished my cockflower, and managed to balance the checkbook!
cockflower by havingtwinsnow May 19, 2010

cockshopper 

a filthy whore or man who is constantly searching for the next bigger or better cock.
steve had no idea that his girfriend was a cockshopper
cockshopper by sgt horse August 12, 2006

cocksmokery 

When something happens that is so stupid and wrong, it goes way beyond simple bullshit. The person responsible is clearly guilty of smoking massive amounts of cock.
I got a $300 ticket last night for going 60 in a school zone. Can you believe that cocksmokery?
cocksmokery by =HPSF=Phoenix November 11, 2009

Cockslapper 

When you're high as fuck and you hear a fucking hilarious joke bro
"Dude that was a fuckin' cockslapper bro"

"Joseph told me a joke the other day that was a hell of a good cockslapper"
Cockslapper by Weed Jesus November 3, 2019

cocksmoker 

1. Somewhat derogatory name for a person with a penchant for giving head.
May also be used to describe someone particularly accomplished at it.

2. An insult for someone stupid/irritating/annoying/ (delete as appropriate), also brings the subjects sexuality into question (if male)
"Man, your sister is one hell of a cocksmoker"
cocksmoker by Paulo November 17, 2004
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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