8 definitions by Paulo

Push shit uphill

Taking another man up the back passage.

Derek likes pushing shit uphill

by Paulo November 20, 2003

jibhole

AKA urethra, the hole that the jib comes out of.

If you get jib caught in the jibhole, your jibhole will become plugged, and thats no fun.

by Paulo April 18, 2003

mammaltarian

A person who eats only the meat of mammals. Mammaltarians also eat vegitables, but not poultry, fish, amphibians or lizards. Some mammaltarians further specialize their diet to include only prototheria, metatheria or eutheria.

Have you noticed how Red always orders steak? I bet he's a mammaltarian.

by Paulo June 26, 2004

knob cheese

The worlds finest thrash ballad punk country reggae rock band. Formed in 1985 in a quiet Surrey back street, they shot to fame with the release of their first album A Pile Of Shit. Using simple chord structures, no rhythym and the voice of a giraffe, theirs is an unmistakable sound.

Ooooh, I do enjoy relaxing with a spot of knobcheese after a hard day's work.

by Paulo January 21, 2005

despatch

1.To put someone down verbally or physically in an amusing manner
2. To get rid of someone, usually in a hurry

Typically occurs whilst drunk

"That girl was a total munter - I despatched her first thing in the morning"

by Paulo November 17, 2004

Oooh Yaaahh

A notion of complete surprise or astonishment at something. Although this is often mundane and leads you to think that this person has led a very sheltered life!

Oooh Yaaahh, Laura come and look at this!!!!

by Paulo May 14, 2004

netty

North East England word for toilet

"why aye man I'm bursting forra shit I'm ganning to the netty

by Paulo July 2, 2004