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cockalope
cockalope by Swarly Swarlos May 16, 2009
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cockalope • Cockalone • Cockalopolis • Cockalopolous • cocksloper • cockalorum • cockamole • cockapella • Cockalley • cockalocka
cockflower
1.) A human with the ability to be insulting without being aware of just how insulting they really are. An oblivious asshole.
2.) Also a great way to slip the word cock into regular everyday conversation.
2.) Also a great way to slip the word cock into regular everyday conversation.
1.) Todd just drove over your hostas while parking, what a cockflower.
2.) I've been a busy bee this weekend! I mowed the lawn, did every bit of laundry, polished my cockflower, and managed to balance the checkbook!
2.) I've been a busy bee this weekend! I mowed the lawn, did every bit of laundry, polished my cockflower, and managed to balance the checkbook!
cockflower by havingtwinsnow May 19, 2010
Cockflopping
South Carolina's cockflopping against Missouri and Kentucky over the last few weeks has been hilarious.
Cockflopping by chilleymac October 9, 2014
Cockflop
(verb): To move or throw ones penis in a heavy, clumsy, or relaxed manner. (Usually considered vulgar)
Cockflop by ShackleferdR March 29, 2009
Cockalley
Place name, Chesterfield, Derbyshire, England. Hangout for swingers. Appears on map but all signs have been removed, so proving you have been there is impossible.
"Paul stroked his bone in cockalley"
or
"Ben played with his balls in Cockalley"
or
"Chris packed fudge in Cockalley"
or
"Ben played with his balls in Cockalley"
or
"Chris packed fudge in Cockalley"
Cockalley by Chris Allen May 4, 2005
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