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Cockskunk 

if a dude sleeps with a girl and doesn't shower, gets up the next morning and can still smell her on his member... she made his dick stink... thus a "cockskunk"
"Dude, I swear I could still smell that cockskunk this morning when I took a piss...."

"Dude she cockskunked me!!"
Cockskunk by Turbostevey November 10, 2009
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Literally, someone who is scared of the cock.
"don't bother trying to get her to come home with you, she's cockshy"
cockshy by Billy Bhuna October 6, 2005
you got cocksyrup on your face.
cocksyrup by spicoli May 9, 2006
A girl/guy who wants cock, but can't get it.
Damn, that cockskape offered me 12 dollars to suck my cock.
Cockskape by Eli Gottfried July 22, 2004

cocksymoron 

Noun -

When someone states that a penis is Teo opposite things at the same time.
cunt - “It was weird, it was hard and floppy at the same time”
Me - “That’s a cocksymoron.
a male who is very good with the ladies, a womaniser, some one who is seen as a 'man slag'. Even though he is seen as this he is able to 'pull' girls. Usually are very good at fornicating.
'hey bekki, did you hear about tom hes a real cocksy, i really want to get with him, hes meant to be amazing in bed'
cocksy by vipersno9 February 1, 2008
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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