cocksketball 

(1) A variation of basketball in which a player uses his erect penius to dribble the ball, and makes such a huge fart that when he puts the ball on his anus and aims for the hoop, he has a chance of getting 2 or 3 points.
(2) Two gay men rubbing the heads of their peniuses together while watching "Queer as Folk" on Showtime.

(1) Dude, yesterday, I was playing cocksketball with John, and I have gashes on my penius!
(2) I ran into Jack and Joey playing Cocksketball with eachother. I didn't know we had showtime.

cocksketball by Jared February 21, 2005

cockshitballsfuck 

when you just have nothing better to say when your really pissed off and stoned, it will make you laugh :)

Jesse: maann all the weeds gone duuude...
Andrew: Cockshitballsfuck are you kidding me?????!
Jesse: nah man im not cockshitballsfucking you im serious duuuude we need to re-up.

cockshitballsfuck by TB BongMaster June 16, 2010

Boots and Coatsketball 

A form of basketball played outdoors when it is extremely cold. Normally in cold weather you wear boots and coats, hentz the name Boots and Coatsketball.

Its fuckin cold out, too fuckin cold for basketball, oh fuck it, lets play some Boots and Coatsketball

Boots and Coatsketball by BFizzle December 4, 2003

cockshitballs 

exclamation used when one is disappointed, taken aback, or confused.

"You have to do the laundry"
"cockshitballs"

"I'm going to cut off your big toe"
"cockshitballs!"

cockshitballs by nele August 31, 2007