if a dude sleeps with a girl and doesn't shower, gets up the next morning and can still smell her on his member... she made his dick stink... thus a "cockskunk"

"Dude, I swear I could still smell that cockskunk this morning when I took a piss...."

"Dude she cockskunked me!!"

Cockskunk by Turbostevey November 10, 2009

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cockshiner

Often seen in olden times, a small boy would sit in the street with his shine box, yelling "Good day ta ya, guv. Shine ya cock? Only two bob!"

"Look over there, Phillip, its that little street scamp Billy. He sure gives a good cock-shine, I tell you."

cockshiner by Prof.turtle September 4, 2005

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Cocksing

When one applies body wax to their cock and lies their cock upon the trench of an individuals ass crack. Henceforth, waxing the hair of the victim’s ass crack in a provocative manner.

Jerms was cocksing Jules out of stark necessity.

Cocksing by cockser123 September 3, 2023

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cockswinger

A completely annoying and/or useless person. Also has the form 'cockswinging' when preceding another adjective.

"Dave is a complete cockswinger."
"You just spilt my pint you cockswinging cunt."

cockswinger by The ghost of Lawrie Sanchez December 29, 2005

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