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the roots of a cock. the choda, the balls, and all the other plumbing.
shut up matt or i'll rip out your cockroot.

can also be used as an insult itself such as, "you stupid cockroot".
cockroot by daniel jones June 23, 2006
Words you can keep
Sexually transmitted disease of the penis - much similar to cuntrot in a woman
"I wouldn't dare fuck her, one dip and I'd have cockrot!"
cockrot by downa boi July 3, 2003

cockrotter 

one who allows his bicycle to fall in disrepair, and whose bicycle invariably fails him at some point in every ride. These people don't know why their bicycle always breaks, and often would rather buy new parts than keep their bicycle in good condition.

Term may be used to describe other gear items, not limited to bicycles.
"Fred is such a cockrotter, his bike never works when we ride"

"Betty just let all her skiis cockrott away"
cockrotter by OliveTheDog September 2, 2011
A manky disease caught by making it large with women when unprotected
Rumour has it a member of the Oligarchy has Cockrot
Cockrot by spiralJunkie May 24, 2007

Cocktooth 

(adj/noun)being and ignorant dick/ass/bitch; often used as a comeback towards critisizm or in place of a noun.
turbett says,"Your so gay".
then you respond with,"your such a stupid fucking dickhole cocktooh asmunching cockworshiping cockmunk mother fucker that no one likes/loves or ever will like/love".
or
HEY COCKTOOTH! GET OVER HERE.
or
YOUR A COCKTOOTH
Cocktooth by brandon troxell February 10, 2007

Cockbooty 

Jake Paul and Logan Paul are cockbootys and can fuck a cucumber
A penis that has become infected by a Sexually Transmitted Disease, usually characterized by sores, discharge and spots
Oh man, I totally got cockrot from that nasty chick last week! My penis is oozing brown stuff!
Cockrot by sdh7444 October 18, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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