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when a girl jerks a guy off while sucking his sac, pubic area, or bottom of dick
she cockrofts guys while she blows them
cockroft by Anthony Zavarelli July 9, 2002
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When a man hold his dick up, and strokes it with one finger from scrotum to tip, while listening to classical music.
He cockrofts to Mozarts concierto.
cockroft by emeaon September 28, 2011

Cockroft space 

Hi I’m just wondering what you are going on is that you have to be at home in a bit boring at all I dont think so we could just go back on time and see if we could do something like this for a while or something like that we can have just been a great time for a long day of life to have you all together to get your family and family life together for you to do this together and you will have a good life together for us
Cockroft space for you guys for your birthday present for your birthday and Christmas present at your family time at your family home at your home on Sunday night and home alone with you guys and family family love this week for a few weeks to celebrate Christmas holiday love love you love miss love love miss miss love you love miss you love you guys love love miss you love you guys love
Cockroft space by Cichy club January 1, 2022

Prof V Cockroft 

Professor Cockroft is an anatomy professor who is very hands on, always willing and eager to demonstrate. Constantly holds office hours in order to really get to know her students - inside and out. Loves to hand out gold stars to those whose work goes above and beyond. Can handle groups of 3-4 students at the same time - never complains. Fathers love her during parent-teacher conferences. Would recommend 5 stars!!!
Prof V Cockroft: Great 4.5
GIVES GOOD FEEDBACK. LOTS OF HOMEWORK. ACCESSIBLE OUTSIDE OF CLASS. YOU WONT WANT TO SKIP CLASS.
Very helpful teacher after class. Always prepared for active labs. Tough class but if you put a lot of HARD work in you should pass with no problems.
Prof V Cockroft by ASS SLAP September 16, 2018

Cockcroft 

Noun
An awkward situation.

Verb
To create an awkward situation.
n. "I walked into work one day and my boss was only wearing chaps. It was quite a cockcroft."

v. "I was at my girlfriend's parent's house and I decided to cockcroft her mom by walking in on her in the shower. Long screams followed by cockcrofted silence."
Cockcroft by Johnny Dickshot February 21, 2008
the roots of a cock. the choda, the balls, and all the other plumbing.
shut up matt or i'll rip out your cockroot.

can also be used as an insult itself such as, "you stupid cockroot".
cockroot by daniel jones June 23, 2006
Sexually transmitted disease of the penis - much similar to cuntrot in a woman
"I wouldn't dare fuck her, one dip and I'd have cockrot!"
cockrot by downa boi July 3, 2003
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