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cockfooting

Cockfooting is the opposite of pussyfooting. Instead of beating around the bush, you get straight to the point. It's more or less a synonym for "frankness."
I met this girl, and I couldn't tell if she liked me or not, so cockfooted and asked her out.

He's a real cockfooter.

I'm done with pussyfooting, from now on, I'm a cockfooting.
by Michael Warren October 26, 2008
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Cockpotting

The act of taking small amounts of food and putting it in your foreskin, tying if off, and letting it marinate for 3-4 hours just like a crockpot.

Turn it into a pressure cooker by getting a boner after placing the food in the foreskin.
The security at the movie theatre was tight so I cockpotted a chicken nugget and sunflower seeds so I can have a snack halfway through the movie. Cockpotting.
by Dysfunctional military guys November 4, 2017
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cock footing

Inserting your own or someone else's foot into your own dick hole. Traditionally, inserting your big toe first.
I'm seeing a new yoga master to improve my cock footing.

You should get a pedicure before cock footing your lover.
by West High School April 14, 2016
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Cockpooning

The art of "harpooning" a fat chick with your cock.
Jerry: hey man, see that girl over there?
Scott: ya, the bigger one? She's a total babe
Jerry: I thought so too, I took her home from the bar last night and ended up cockpooning her all night long!
by cockwhore02 November 10, 2010
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cocklooking

When a man looks at another man's penis. Usually seen as rude or invasive
Guy: I caught this dude cocklooking in the showers at the gym the other day. He got his ass whooped
by Dick H. Ertz November 27, 2019
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cockfarting

by D-san July 16, 2003
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cockfrosting

a term describing an event that has gone horribly wrong; the opposite of the phrase 'icing on the cake'.
Jack - "Oh no, looks like the condom broke!"
Jill - "COCKFROSTING!!"
by s_dub76 May 31, 2011
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