vajay bidet

a somewhat more sophisticated way to call someone a douchbag.

Contrived from vajay (slang for vagina) and bidet (an apparatus used for cleaning one's backside. often found in Europe)
by sdh7444 September 27, 2009
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Dick Licorice

Any candy with a foul or unpleasant taste or tastes like the male sex organ.
by sdh7444 October 21, 2010
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Cockrot

A penis that has become infected by a Sexually Transmitted Disease, usually characterized by sores, discharge and spots
Oh man, I totally got cockrot from that nasty chick last week! My penis is oozing brown stuff!
by sdh7444 October 18, 2010
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