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Cockrete 

When someone is so ugly you would rather have sexual intercourse with concrete.
“The breeze blocks are more sexually active than him”

Yea, I would rather stick my cock in concrete”

“Cockrete!”
Cockrete by BGP#1 June 6, 2024
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cockrete 

When someone is less sexually attractive than concrete
“The breeze block is more sexually active than him”

“I would rather stick my cock in concrete
“COCKRETE!!”
cockrete by BGP#1 June 6, 2024

Cockmeter 

A better word for foot or a measure unit for the male genital.
How tall are you?
I'm 6 cockmeters tall.

How long is your dick?
It's 80 cockmeters long.
Cockmeter by BabatundeMadimba December 2, 2020

cockretary 

A woman or man who you employ to sit under your desk at work to take care of your boners.
My new coworker is hot! Good thing my cockretary, Sheila, is in today to take care of my stiffy.
cockretary by Liospoogeadon June 6, 2011
A dude sporting a hard, rigid cock.
This locker room is full of cocketeers.
Cocketeer by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2018

Cockrates 

A sexual philosopher who has great sex slogans and a pretty fucked up mind.
"Don't think with your head, think with your lower head" -Cockrates

Cockrates by Cockrates May 26, 2008

Cockcrete 

When your cock is so hard that you can't beat it down with a hammer or three-($2)- whores when you only have fo' dollars and you still gotta buy them a fo for fo from Wendy's.
Girl let me tell you, I fucked this dude last week and he had a cockcrete hard dick then I heard that ever since he's been fuckin' that Wendy bitch his dick won't even stay hard after he took 3 Cialis.
Cockcrete by Fry-Pie January 12, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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