Cockrete 

When someone is so ugly you would rather have sexual intercourse with concrete.

“The breeze blocks are more sexually active than him”

“Yea, I would rather stick my cock in concrete”

“Cockrete!”

Cockrete by BGP#1 June 6, 2024

cockrete 

When someone is less sexually attractive than concrete

“The breeze block is more sexually active than him”

“I would rather stick my cock in concrete”
“COCKRETE!!”

cockrete by BGP#1 June 6, 2024

Cockmeter 

A better word for foot or a measure unit for the male genital.

How tall are you?
I'm 6 cockmeters tall.

How long is your dick?
It's 80 cockmeters long.

Cockmeter by BabatundeMadimba December 2, 2020

cockretary 

A woman or man who you employ to sit under your desk at work to take care of your boners.

My new coworker is hot! Good thing my cockretary, Sheila, is in today to take care of my stiffy.

cockretary by Liospoogeadon June 6, 2011

Cocketeer

A dude sporting a hard, rigid cock.

This locker room is full of cocketeers.

Cocketeer by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2018

Cockrates 

A sexual philosopher who has great sex slogans and a pretty fucked up mind.

"Don't think with your head, think with your lower head" -Cockrates

Cockrates by Cockrates May 26, 2008

Cockcrete 

When your cock is so hard that you can't beat it down with a hammer or three-($2)- whores when you only have fo' dollars and you still gotta buy them a fo for fo from Wendy's.

Girl let me tell you, I fucked this dude last week and he had a cockcrete hard dick then I heard that ever since he's been fuckin' that Wendy bitch his dick won't even stay hard after he took 3 Cialis.

Cockcrete by Fry-Pie January 12, 2021