cockretarded

A condition that mainly affects nieve young girls. It's cause is insecurity and a deep dependence for and an unwillingness to live without cock. Onset is quick with only one result ~ stupidity. This condition can also affect hoebags ~ see definition.

"She done gone cockretarded!"
"What does she see in him?", "Nothin' she's just gone cockretarded."

by MMMM Beer June 7, 2009

cocktarded

1. An act of complete and total idiocy, committed by someone who has been forewarned about the lameness of the act about to be committed.

2. Describes one who repeatedly does the same foolish act repeatedly with self-deprecating results.

Chaz: Mike's been wearing that Slayer shirt for like a week, he fucking stinks.

Nate: I know, I told his ass.

Chaz: He's cocktarded dude.

Nate: I know, right.

by {pole} July 3, 2008

Cocktarded

A temporary state of impaired mental ability caused by being either sexually frustrated or extremely turned on

While typing this, Tom Brady's sexy ass appeared on TV and I became so cocktarded I totally forgot what I was doing. I had to flick the bean before I could type legibly again.

by tragicvanity July 31, 2017

chocoretarded

The Apex of gay fashion gone wrong. Wardrobe is horrible and should be burned!

A person looks chocoretarded when their outfit does not match and they shop at the Gap.

by FRSHTM February 20, 2009