cockpoo 

When you do anal and get poo on your cock

Was there cockpoo last night?

cockpoo by Bofbof May 26, 2022

cocktoonist 

A person that draws cocks everywhere.

After I cleaned off my white board, a mysterious cocktoonist drew a bag of dicks on it for the office's viewing pleasure.

cocktoonist by tenesmus June 1, 2018

cockprop 

1. The opposite of cockblock.
2. To help a guy score with a chick.

"She seemed hesitant, then her friend came over and they had a private conversation. After that she was practically jumped my bones. Her friend was a total cockprop."

cockprop by Jim February 23, 2005

cockproud 

The attitude of loving having a cock, showing it off, and revelling in all the pleasures that it brings.

In the locker room:
"Look at Buster swaggering up and down in his new underwire jock. He sure is cockproud."

cockproud by silkpouch September 10, 2007

Cockpotting 

The act of taking small amounts of food and putting it in your foreskin, tying if off, and letting it marinate for 3-4 hours just like a crockpot.

Turn it into a pressure cooker by getting a boner after placing the food in the foreskin.

The security at the movie theatre was tight so I cockpotted a chicken nugget and sunflower seeds so I can have a snack halfway through the movie. Cockpotting.

Cockpotting by Dysfunctional military guys November 4, 2017

cockdoodle 

When you dip your dick in ink and draw with it.

Person 1: Dude did you see my cockdoodle? I framed it!
Person 2: Sweeet.

cockdoodle by gianluke November 30, 2006

cockpow

1. Cockpow is when the freshly fallen snow depth is up to one's wedding vegetables.

As used by the locals of Breck and the rest of Summit county.

2. Cockpow is used as an extremely positive adjective in flatland states.

As used by the locals of the Region, Northwest Indiana.

1. Adam: "Hey Nick, how's the snow up there?"

Nick: " Adam - It's just cockpow."

Adam: "It's what?"

Nick: "It's when the powder is up to your cock."

Adam: "Oh fun."

2. Joel: "Boy, this burger sure is delicious."

Rusty: "Yea, breh. Schoops is cockpow!"

cockpow by rustydutch November 29, 2016