cockpoo
Was there cockpoo last night?
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cocktoonist
After I cleaned off my white board, a mysterious cocktoonist drew a bag of dicks on it for the office's viewing pleasure.
cocktoonist by tenesmus June 1, 2018
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cockprop
"She seemed hesitant, then her friend came over and they had a private conversation. After that she was practically jumped my bones. Her friend was a total cockprop."
Cockpotting
The act of taking small amounts of food and putting it in your foreskin, tying if off, and letting it marinate for 3-4 hours just like a crockpot.
Turn it into a pressure cooker by getting a boner after placing the food in the foreskin.
Turn it into a pressure cooker by getting a boner after placing the food in the foreskin.
The security at the movie theatre was tight so I cockpotted a chicken nugget and sunflower seeds so I can have a snack halfway through the movie. Cockpotting.
Cockpotting by Dysfunctional military guys November 4, 2017
cockdoodle
cockdoodle by gianluke November 30, 2006
cockpow
1. Cockpow is when the freshly fallen snow depth is up to one's wedding vegetables.
As used by the locals of Breck and the rest of Summit county.
2. Cockpow is used as an extremely positive adjective in flatland states.
As used by the locals of the Region, Northwest Indiana.
As used by the locals of Breck and the rest of Summit county.
2. Cockpow is used as an extremely positive adjective in flatland states.
As used by the locals of the Region, Northwest Indiana.
1. Adam: "Hey Nick, how's the snow up there?"
Nick: " Adam - It's just cockpow."
Adam: "It's what?"
Nick: "It's when the powder is up to your cock."
Adam: "Oh fun."
2. Joel: "Boy, this burger sure is delicious."
Rusty: "Yea, breh. Schoops is cockpow!"
Nick: " Adam - It's just cockpow."
Adam: "It's what?"
Nick: "It's when the powder is up to your cock."
Adam: "Oh fun."
2. Joel: "Boy, this burger sure is delicious."
Rusty: "Yea, breh. Schoops is cockpow!"
cockpow by rustydutch November 29, 2016
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.