Cockpooning

The art of "harpooning" a fat chick with your cock.

Jerry: hey man, see that girl over there?
Scott: ya, the bigger one? She's a total babe
Jerry: I thought so too, I took her home from the bar last night and ended up cockpooning her all night long!

by cockwhore02 November 9, 2010

cockpoon

A giant asshat or douche bag, who can't seem to do his job right.

Oh Brock, you're such a cockpoon!

by Nefermais May 16, 2006