cockpow

1. Cockpow is when the freshly fallen snow depth is up to one's wedding vegetables.

As used by the locals of Breck and the rest of Summit county.

2. Cockpow is used as an extremely positive adjective in flatland states.

As used by the locals of the Region, Northwest Indiana.

1. Adam: "Hey Nick, how's the snow up there?"

Nick: " Adam - It's just cockpow."

Adam: "It's what?"

Nick: "It's when the powder is up to your cock."

Adam: "Oh fun."

2. Joel: "Boy, this burger sure is delicious."

Rusty: "Yea, breh. Schoops is cockpow!"

cockpow by rustydutch November 29, 2016

Cockpotting 

The act of taking small amounts of food and putting it in your foreskin, tying if off, and letting it marinate for 3-4 hours just like a crockpot.

Turn it into a pressure cooker by getting a boner after placing the food in the foreskin.

The security at the movie theatre was tight so I cockpotted a chicken nugget and sunflower seeds so I can have a snack halfway through the movie. Cockpotting.

Cockpotting by Dysfunctional military guys November 4, 2017

cockpower 

(See horsepower) a mark of rating to how one's penis performs during sexual intercourse, a quick ending for example would be low cockpower, a long performance would mean a lot of cockpower

Dont sleep with Steve his cockpower is low, although he went 0 to 60 in 2 seconds but then his penis failed

cockpower by mitch00uk April 11, 2015

cockpot

Leaving the dick in the vagina continually for the full four hours of an erection achieved through viagra much like cooking in a crockpot.

The man popped a viagra and then cockpotted his girlfriend for a full afternoon.

cockpot by adjdleon December 16, 2014

cockportunity 

1. Portmanteau of the words cock and opportunity; a circumstance which increases one's chances of getting laid.

cockportunity
What are you blind? There are tons of cockportunities out there tonight, you just need to know how to utilize them.

cockportunity by andrewfrombk May 11, 2010

cockpod 

a condom.

Dude! let me get one of your cockpods, this bitch been rubbin my piece!

cockpod by Yuengling September 26, 2003

cockpocket 

the vagina serves as a pocket of sorts to put your penis and fluids inside to store

let me just put my penis in this cockpocket, then we'll go get a bite.

cockpocket by cadallons January 21, 2011