cockpoon

A giant asshat or douche bag, who can't seem to do his job right.

Oh Brock, you're such a cockpoon!

by Nefermais May 23, 2006

cocktoonist

A person that draws cocks everywhere.

After I cleaned off my white board, a mysterious cocktoonist drew a bag of dicks on it for the office's viewing pleasure.

by tenesmus June 1, 2018

cockcoon

A well endowed black man.

"I hear Tyrone is a cockcoon."

by *.*.*.* April 29, 2009

Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis

An ancient chant recited by the Woonis Clan at nightfall to butt rape the angry dumpling demons of the west (the Boolah) to keep them away so they can no longer steal their children’s pubes.

*Woonis child is being crotch shaved by Boolah demons*

Town Chiefs: “Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis! Nigger spirits begone!”

by PoonisHead December 4, 2020

cockpounder

Someone who is really hard to deal with. The term is usually directed at males and can be used in most cases where one would be called an asshole.

That guy at the box office was a real cockpounder.

by Stephen McDonnell January 26, 2006

orange cockcoon

when you stretch your balls over the end of your dick, then shine a flashlight through the skin and illuminate your cock

Alsto amazed all with his awesome orange cockcoon...

by iwascruel August 3, 2007

cockporn chicken

kentucky fried chickens pop corn chiken mispronounced in order to get a good joke and a laugh...

KFC: can i have your order?
You: Yes one cockporn chicken please?
KFC: the treo or just the chicken sir?
You: Roflcopter.

by D.U.I June 11, 2008