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cockoouff 

An alternative word for Cock / Dick
Can you please stop riding his cockoouff and tell him the truth
cockoouff by BlueLophorina293 February 1, 2025
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cockshuffler

a woman who has a few men going at the same time (cockshuffler)

another way of rotating or rostering booty calls (cockshuffling / cockshuffled)

spreading the love
What a shifty slut.
She's a total cockshuffler but none of the guys know they're on a roster.
cockshuffler by igiveyoueva February 19, 2011

cockfluff 

a guy who tries to compensate for having a small penis by acting like a brute. Can sometimes be physically intimidating, but usually just talk a lot of shit they can't back up.
"i'm going to fuckin' kick your ass, you pussy!"

"I'm not afraid of you, cockfluff."
cockfluff by bullshitlame July 24, 2009
When a bunch of questionable dudes each take a paper plate, go upstairs, cut a hole in said plate, work one up, put their respective cocks in said holes, go back downstairs, and present before an appropriate panel of judges (panel is made up of fellow dudes, not gals).

Cockoffs can also take place in a dudes backyard....perhaps at some sort of celebratory cook-out.
Weasel: Blake......I guarantee I have a larger COCK than you.

Blake: With utmost heartfelt respect, I disagree.

Weasel: Why don't we cockoff then?

Blake: I'll go get the brand new ream of plates I just bought.
Cockoff by Wease and Linda July 7, 2009

Cockmuffin

An insult (or compliment to close friends) substituting jackass, asshole, idiot, idjit, etc.
John, bro! Stop being such a cockmuffin!

Dude, Conner's a real cockmuffin.
Cockmuffin by Just A Nerd November 29, 2017

cockoffscopy 

A medical procedure by which a Gentleman who wishes to transition into a Lady, has their genitalia lopped off, whilst creating a bit of a tuck in front of their bunghole, to resemble a vagina.
The reverse of this might be called a Strapadictomy, whereby a Lady alters their genitalia to resemble a penis.
"Here, have you heard about Arthur?"
"No?"
"He's now a Martha, 'he's' has a cockoffscopy!"
"Blimey that's gotta itch."
cockoffscopy by MasterScorpio October 17, 2023

Cockmuffin

A cockmuffin is made after obtaining a muffin and rubbing your penis (and balls perhaps) and give it to someone, in the hope that they will eat it.
If one eats it, it will result in a huge comical effect and everyone will laugh at the person who consumed the cockmuffin.
1. Creating a muffin when your friend's back is turned and saying something like, "here have this perfectly normal muffin" and they will inevitably eat it straight after offering it to them. Then the inhumane, humour will commence.

2. I accidently dropped a muffin on my wiener, now it's nothing more than a cockmuffin.

3. I just baked a whole batch of cockmuffins for all the neighbours children to eat.
Cockmuffin by BallBagBaggins February 6, 2010
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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