cockoouff
cockoouff by BlueLophorina293 February 1, 2025
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cockshuffler
a woman who has a few men going at the same time (cockshuffler)
another way of rotating or rostering booty calls (cockshuffling / cockshuffled)
spreading the love
another way of rotating or rostering booty calls (cockshuffling / cockshuffled)
spreading the love
cockshuffler by igiveyoueva February 19, 2011
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cockoouff • cocopuffs • Cockoff • cockmuffin • cockfluff • cockmuffler • cockmuff • cockpuffer • cockbuffing • cockcoffee
cockfluff
a guy who tries to compensate for having a small penis by acting like a brute. Can sometimes be physically intimidating, but usually just talk a lot of shit they can't back up.
cockfluff by bullshitlame July 24, 2009
Cockoff
When a bunch of questionable dudes each take a paper plate, go upstairs, cut a hole in said plate, work one up, put their respective cocks in said holes, go back downstairs, and present before an appropriate panel of judges (panel is made up of fellow dudes, not gals).
Cockoffs can also take place in a dudes backyard....perhaps at some sort of celebratory cook-out.
Cockoffs can also take place in a dudes backyard....perhaps at some sort of celebratory cook-out.
Weasel: Blake......I guarantee I have a larger COCK than you.
Blake: With utmost heartfelt respect, I disagree.
Weasel: Why don't we cockoff then?
Blake: I'll go get the brand new ream of plates I just bought.
Blake: With utmost heartfelt respect, I disagree.
Weasel: Why don't we cockoff then?
Blake: I'll go get the brand new ream of plates I just bought.
Cockoff by Wease and Linda July 7, 2009
Cockmuffin
Cockmuffin by Just A Nerd November 29, 2017
cockoffscopy
A medical procedure by which a Gentleman who wishes to transition into a Lady, has their genitalia lopped off, whilst creating a bit of a tuck in front of their bunghole, to resemble a vagina.
The reverse of this might be called a Strapadictomy, whereby a Lady alters their genitalia to resemble a penis.
The reverse of this might be called a Strapadictomy, whereby a Lady alters their genitalia to resemble a penis.
"Here, have you heard about Arthur?"
"No?"
"He's now a Martha, 'he's' has a cockoffscopy!"
"Blimey that's gotta itch."
"No?"
"He's now a Martha, 'he's' has a cockoffscopy!"
"Blimey that's gotta itch."
cockoffscopy by MasterScorpio October 17, 2023
Cockmuffin
A cockmuffin is made after obtaining a muffin and rubbing your penis (and balls perhaps) and give it to someone, in the hope that they will eat it.
If one eats it, it will result in a huge comical effect and everyone will laugh at the person who consumed the cockmuffin.
If one eats it, it will result in a huge comical effect and everyone will laugh at the person who consumed the cockmuffin.
1. Creating a muffin when your friend's back is turned and saying something like, "here have this perfectly normal muffin" and they will inevitably eat it straight after offering it to them. Then the inhumane, humour will commence.
2. I accidently dropped a muffin on my wiener, now it's nothing more than a cockmuffin.
3. I just baked a whole batch of cockmuffins for all the neighbours children to eat.
2. I accidently dropped a muffin on my wiener, now it's nothing more than a cockmuffin.
3. I just baked a whole batch of cockmuffins for all the neighbours children to eat.
Cockmuffin by BallBagBaggins February 6, 2010
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