cockmuff

An insulting name for an individual, that literally means a large mass of pubic hair located on or near a males genitals

You dumb Cockmuff!

by tony pier August 16, 2008

cock muff bumhole

Much like rock, paper, scissors but instead, the middle finger is raised to symbolise cock, first 2 fingers in a V to represent muff and an "ok" gesture (thumb and first finger in a circle, other fingers pointing up) to show bumhole. First seen in Nathan Barley

Lets settle this with Cock Muff Bumhole

by Evilded December 16, 2005

Cockmuffin

An insult (or compliment to close friends) substituting jackass, asshole, idiot, idjit, etc.

John, bro! Stop being such a cockmuffin!

Dude, Conner's a real cockmuffin.

by Just A Nerd November 29, 2017

Cockmuffin

A cockmuffin is made after obtaining a muffin and rubbing your penis (and balls perhaps) and give it to someone, in the hope that they will eat it.
If one eats it, it will result in a huge comical effect and everyone will laugh at the person who consumed the cockmuffin.

1. Creating a muffin when your friend's back is turned and saying something like, "here have this perfectly normal muffin" and they will inevitably eat it straight after offering it to them. Then the inhumane, humour will commence.

2. I accidently dropped a muffin on my wiener, now it's nothing more than a cockmuffin.

3. I just baked a whole batch of cockmuffins for all the neighbours children to eat.

by BallBagBaggins February 6, 2010

cockmuffin

The act of shoving you're cock into a muffin.

" You're a cockmuffin, well, give me a muffin, Joe! "

by Newblord. June 22, 2003

Cockmuffin

A cock muffin is what happens when a guy jacks off and wipes his dick clean but then grabs the base of his penis, squeezes then pushes whats left of the sperm in his penis out of his penis, creating what is reffered to as a "Cockmuffin".

"Hey check this out i made a cockmuffin"

by =Ripper= January 26, 2006

cockpuffer

A filthy anal extrusion that attaches itself to the cock of man or shemale and feeds on its gelatinous ejaculate for several days, better known as type 1 De La Paz.

Cockpuffer De La Paz smoked his dad's chubby cock while his mum puffed on my huge dick.

by shocker of De La Paz mum's cunt March 16, 2004