Cockoff

When a bunch of questionable dudes each take a paper plate, go upstairs, cut a hole in said plate, work one up, put their respective cocks in said holes, go back downstairs, and present before an appropriate panel of judges (panel is made up of fellow dudes, not gals).

Cockoffs can also take place in a dudes backyard....perhaps at some sort of celebratory cook-out.

Weasel: Blake......I guarantee I have a larger COCK than you.

Blake: With utmost heartfelt respect, I disagree.

Weasel: Why don't we cockoff then?

Blake: I'll go get the brand new ream of plates I just bought.

Cockoff by Wease and Linda July 7, 2009

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Cockoff

Ship name of C-list actress Olivia Cockburn and nepotism baby Jeff Azoff trying to fuck over their client Harry but instead end up no so sneakily fucking each other.

Have you seen Cockoff hold hands while dancing like worms? Quick, some eye coverup and holy water.

Cockoff by _WJ September 18, 2021

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Cockoff

When one does something stupid, wrong, they should 'Cockoff'.

Just Cockoff you twat

Cockoff by 90Nz0 August 14, 2003

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Cockoff

Ship name for Scooter Braun wannabe Jeffrey Azoff and D list actress Olivia Cockburn, whose affair caused the demise of Olivia Wilde’s engagement to Jason Sudeikis.

I can’t believe the media is still trying to pretend Holivia is real after all those videos of cockoff holding hands and grinding at the Harry Styles concerts.

Cockoff by OliviaWildesBadBotox September 24, 2021