cocknotch

used in times when dickhead just isn't enough

Barry: "Bill you are such a fucking cocknotch!!!"
Bill: "fuck you barry"

by Jesslina February 26, 2008

DEAD DEAD AS A COCKROACH

This is how Daniel OCAMPO explains his emotions towards a certain subject it could be anything honestly it could be about the weather great best friends or anything of that sort the man will say it

“ have you heard of Daniel“
You got me dead dead as a cockroach

by Queenzaniyah November 13, 2020

Cocknoculars

When you've consumed copious amounts of alcohol and most women, including those who would normally be deemed unattractive start to look beautiful.

After Turcs and the Coach had a few beers they grabbed a seat at the bar and put on their Cocknoculars.

by TheCoachsJunk September 6, 2014

cockroach

Vile little crawling, flying, swimming bastards who have come from Satan

I fuckin HATE roaches

by nbc August 19, 2004

Madagascar hissing cockroach

An evil pest that is kept as a pet by dumbasses that looks disgusting. Cannot cause infestations in cold areas, but tropical climates can have infestations, like FL. Fortunately, those areas outlaw the import of those pests, making the stupid pet roach people upset. Created by satan himself. Feel free to break out the flamethrower when you see one

YouTuber: “Casting Cockroaches + iPhone 7 Plus in Molten Aluminum!”

Dumbasses (probably a TikTok user): “this guy deserves a painful death for killing those poor madagascar hissing cockroaches. Those things are bred to be pets and he bought them to kill them 😢”

Normal person with brain cells: “Cockroaches cannot feel pain or emotions. Kill those bastards!”

Dumbasses: “I am actually crying from that video. I have hissers as pets and I couldn’t watch as he tortured those cute hissers. My hissers can feel pain and emotions, unlike you asshole”

YouTube: “This is animal cruelty. We need to give him a guidelines strike and delete the video!”

What has society become???

by Cockroaches suck balls October 23, 2022

Cocknotist

When a well endowed man swings his cack back and forth in front of a woman like a pendulum until she goes into a deep sleep. Once the woman is fully emotionally and physicality paralyzed the man shoots his gravy on her forehead.

Note* The Cocknotist is a wonderful one-night-stand technique. The woman will never remember what happened the night before, and the man may have free reign over a wondrous body. It is cheaper, more effective, and completely legal compared to its counterpart, roofies.

I was peeing in the guy's bathroom when the lady janitor was cleaning and I decided I wanted some action. I gave her the cocknotist and fucked her like a banshee in the 3rd stall, the one with all the profanity and cacks, then I left her there to be found only by her boss and to make matters worse, be fired the next day.

by Kgc the all time playa December 7, 2009

Cockroach

Nasty little assholes that are everywhere. they never fucking die, until you smash the damn thing eighty times. and then their antenna thingers still move around you finally just get pissed off enough to get a napkin, pick it up and flush it down the toilet.

and they also make you squirm/scream like a mother fucker.

and i think you all know why they're nicknamed COCKroaches.

Angela:-walks into the bathroom; looks on the floor- AHHH, HOLY SHIT A COCKROACH! -jumps on the counter and chucks everything at it and it still doesn't die- GOD DAMMIT. SOMEONE HELP ME!!!

Marissa walks in the bathroom and sees the cockroach.

Marissa: "OH MY GOD, EW!" -smashes it with her shoe several times. " IT WON'T DIE!" -continues to smash it-

Angela: "OH NOOOOOESS!"

by bananafanna July 19, 2010