Cocknot 

cocknot /kok-not/ adjective

- adjective

1. symbolically having a penis in a knot or a knotted penis thus indicating diminished manhood for all purposes.

2. To be a complete idiot.

1-
Dumbass A: Homo!
Dumbass B: Queer!
Dumbass A: Faggot!
Dumbass B: Cocknot!

Homie A: Yo eva since he been with that biatch we don see his ass no moe'.
Homie B: She has him pussywhipped dawg!
Homie A: He is a cocknot! That's what he is! A cocknot!!!

2-
Man: Hey you wanna see me stick this dime up my nose ?
Woman: don't be a cocknot!

Cocknot by Taurus_3579 August 18, 2010

Cocknot 

A guy who is curious about trying another man's cock but at the very end wusses out, and never responds back to the other guy

He was curious to suck his friend cause it would be fun, but instead he didn't. What a cocknot!

Cocknot by Bizwuick November 18, 2018

Cocknoculars 

When you've consumed copious amounts of alcohol and most women, including those who would normally be deemed unattractive start to look beautiful.

After Turcs and the Coach had a few beers they grabbed a seat at the bar and put on their Cocknoculars.

Cocknoculars by TheCoachsJunk September 6, 2014

Cocksnot 

1. An extremely irratating person, a total jerkoff.

2. Semen, sperm, cum, load...

"Hey cocksnot...join the queue like everyone else"

"She swallows cocksnot like a trooper"

Cocksnot by B3NN0 June 5, 2007

cocknose 

to Eskimo kiss a dick

dude 1: "Hey man how was your date with Tucker last night?"
dude 2: "We made it to the next level... He totally cocknosed me in the bathroom at Starbucks!"

cocknose by hans zolo October 11, 2013

cocknative dissonance 

When your mind tells you to avoid someone but your dick tells you to go for it.

Last night I had serious cocknative dissonance, I was talking to this really hot chick who seemed into me, but then she told me that she blew a trucker for a ride once, but I still wanted to hook up with her.

cocknative dissonance by my1137 September 27, 2009

cocknitive 

Hyper awareness of the male genitalia in social settings.

Today, I was very cocknitive in the gym.

cocknitive by Charles A Churchill September 12, 2013