Cocknot

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cocknot /kok-not/ adjective

- adjective

1. symbolically having a penis in a knot or a knotted penis thus indicating diminished manhood for all purposes.

2. To be a complete idiot.

1-
Dumbass A: Homo!
Dumbass B: Queer!
Dumbass A: Faggot!
Dumbass B: Cocknot!

Homie A: Yo eva since he been with that biatch we don see his ass no moe'.
Homie B: She has him pussywhipped dawg!
Homie A: He is a cocknot! That's what he is! A cocknot!!!

2-
Man: Hey you wanna see me stick this dime up my nose ?
Woman: don't be a cocknot!

Cocknot by Taurus_3579 August 18, 2010

Cocknot

A guy who is curious about trying another man's cock but at the very end wusses out, and never responds back to the other guy

He was curious to suck his friend cause it would be fun, but instead he didn't. What a cocknot!

Cocknot by Bizwuick November 18, 2018

Related Words

Cocknot • cocknotized • cocknotch • Cocknotist • cocknose • cocknocker • cockpot • cockrot • cocknozzle • cocksnott

Cocknoculars

When you've consumed copious amounts of alcohol and most women, including those who would normally be deemed unattractive start to look beautiful.

After Turcs and the Coach had a few beers they grabbed a seat at the bar and put on their Cocknoculars.

Cocknoculars by TheCoachsJunk September 6, 2014

Cocksnot

1. An extremely irratating person, a total jerkoff.

2. Semen, sperm, cum, load...

"Hey cocksnot...join the queue like everyone else"

"She swallows cocksnot like a trooper"

Cocksnot by B3NN0 June 5, 2007

cocknose

to Eskimo kiss a dick

dude 1: "Hey man how was your date with Tucker last night?"
dude 2: "We made it to the next level... He totally cocknosed me in the bathroom at Starbucks!"

cocknose by hans zolo October 11, 2013

cocknative dissonance

When your mind tells you to avoid someone but your dick tells you to go for it.

Last night I had serious cocknative dissonance, I was talking to this really hot chick who seemed into me, but then she told me that she blew a trucker for a ride once, but I still wanted to hook up with her.

cocknative dissonance by my1137 September 27, 2009

cocknitive

Hyper awareness of the male genitalia in social settings.

Today, I was very cocknitive in the gym.

cocknitive by Charles A Churchill September 12, 2013

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026