cocknochi

Made by stepchicken cult followers it’s the new way to say iconic

Did you see what melissa did it was cocknochi

cocknochi by Stepchicken May 14, 2020

cocknection 

when two brohs have a sudden connection in the galaxy & it is completely unplanned. this is the ultimate level of broh stage

Yo jordan & darsh just had the most tightest cocknection

cocknection by BrickJona$ August 7, 2017

Cocknoculars 

When you've consumed copious amounts of alcohol and most women, including those who would normally be deemed unattractive start to look beautiful.

After Turcs and the Coach had a few beers they grabbed a seat at the bar and put on their Cocknoculars.

Cocknoculars by TheCoachsJunk September 6, 2014

cockichi

The purple demon liar that everyone loves.

Succi: hey cockichi
Cockichi: hi daddy

Succi: what the hell *scared noises*

cockichi by 😎😂😜😌😛😟🙁😞😔🤩😢😔🥶😖🤤😱😵😱🤯🤢😐🤗🤮😐😻🤝😸🤌👍👏 November 10, 2020

Cocknotist

When a well endowed man swings his cack back and forth in front of a woman like a pendulum until she goes into a deep sleep. Once the woman is fully emotionally and physicality paralyzed the man shoots his gravy on her forehead.

Note* The Cocknotist is a wonderful one-night-stand technique. The woman will never remember what happened the night before, and the man may have free reign over a wondrous body. It is cheaper, more effective, and completely legal compared to its counterpart, roofies.

I was peeing in the guy's bathroom when the lady janitor was cleaning and I decided I wanted some action. I gave her the cocknotist and fucked her like a banshee in the 3rd stall, the one with all the profanity and cacks, then I left her there to be found only by her boss and to make matters worse, be fired the next day.

Cocknotist by Kgc the all time playa December 7, 2009

cocknockled 

When you go out on a date with a girl, only to find out that she doesn't think it's a date (usually revealed by a third party). You then pretend to be excited for her while furiously ad-libbing an exit strategy.

Guy: You sure are nice.
Girl: So are you. Let's get coffee.
Guy: Great.
...
Girl: This coffee is delicious.
Guy: I'm having fun.
Someone: What are you doing for break?
Girl: Oh, I'm just going to Hawaii with my boyfriend to celebrate our one-month anniversary.
Guy: Guh! Wow...congratulations.
Girl: I'll say!
Guy: Welp, looks like it's about time for me to be hittin the ol Dusty Trail...
Girl: Bye!
...
Guy: COCKNOCKLED!

cocknockled by tuanomsoc December 24, 2005

Cockroachism 

1.(Noun) - The art of simply refusing to die, regardless of the cause or situation behind it. Usually associated with strong feelings of spitefulness, animosity or an incomplete goal that will trigger the response.

2.(Verb) - The action of simply not dying, or being extremely hard to kill.

(Noun) - I have awaken my inner Cockroachism, Death is not an option.

Cockroachism by The one who refuses to die. April 27, 2021