cockdouche 

When something is not going good you use this word in vane.

My skateboard is being a cockdouche.
What a fucking cockdouche.

cockdouche by k-dizzle February 22, 2004

cockadouche 

A disgusting scabby smelly person who doesn't realize it. Personality traits include but are not limited to: whining and bitching, repeating the same stupid jokes over and over, cutting others off to give wrong answers to thier questions, telling everyone how hard they will work on something but never put any real effort into it, etc, etc...

I can't stand that Craig guy, he is such a cockadouche!!

cockadouche by Jalopyrigger November 13, 2017

cockmouthed 

when a female sucks another mans penis then makes out with you.

Usually occurs at extremely good parties

Man, Vanessa sure is a good kisser

Dude, she just sucked Pat's dick! You just got cockmouthed!

cockmouthed by Ac Masta Flex June 21, 2006

Cockroaches 

Slang for pubic lice. Also known as crabs. Generally used on males, as the term is called COCKroaches

Stay away from Mike, I heard he has massive cockroaches.

Cockroaches by z0mbriie August 19, 2008

Cockroached 

Return to a room and everyone scatters and gets real quiet, because they were talking shit about you.

When I returned to the office from lunch, everyone there were huddled together talking. They saw me coming and quickly went back to there desks and stayed quiet.

I was COCKROACHED !

Cockroached by Abby Normal March 25, 2022

oggy and the cockroaches 

Show from India

Where a blue cat tries to kill 3 cockroaches

It’s similar to tom and jerry

Oggy and the cockroaches is my favorite show!

oggy and the cockroaches by Hectorbomb November 24, 2021

Cock Douche 

When a man in question is going through his "menstrual cycle" and is acting like a bitch, in stead of offering him a tampon you can take it one step further and attempt to help him wash out his crap rather than staunching the flow.

"Omg my boyfriend is going through his period I swear!"

"Ye maybe you should offer him a cock douche to clear it all out".

Cock Douche by QT23 March 14, 2011