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cockdouche by k-dizzle February 22, 2004
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cockadouche
A disgusting scabby smelly person who doesn't realize it. Personality traits include but are not limited to: whining and bitching, repeating the same stupid jokes over and over, cutting others off to give wrong answers to thier questions, telling everyone how hard they will work on something but never put any real effort into it, etc, etc...
cockadouche by Jalopyrigger November 13, 2017
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cockmouthed
when a female sucks another mans penis then makes out with you.
Usually occurs at extremely good parties
Usually occurs at extremely good parties
cockmouthed by Ac Masta Flex June 21, 2006
Cockroaches
Slang for pubic lice. Also known as crabs. Generally used on males, as the term is called COCKroaches
Cockroaches by z0mbriie August 19, 2008
Cockroached
Return to a room and everyone scatters and gets real quiet, because they were talking shit about you.
When I returned to the office from lunch, everyone there were huddled together talking. They saw me coming and quickly went back to there desks and stayed quiet.
I was COCKROACHED !
I was COCKROACHED !
Cockroached by Abby Normal March 25, 2022
oggy and the cockroaches
oggy and the cockroaches by Hectorbomb November 24, 2021
Cock Douche
When a man in question is going through his "menstrual cycle" and is acting like a bitch, in stead of offering him a tampon you can take it one step further and attempt to help him wash out his crap rather than staunching the flow.
"Omg my boyfriend is going through his period I swear!"
"Ye maybe you should offer him a cock douche to clear it all out".
"Ye maybe you should offer him a cock douche to clear it all out".
Cock Douche by QT23 March 14, 2011
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