When a man in question is going through his "menstrual cycle" and is acting like a bitch, in stead of offering him a tampon you can take it one step further and attempt to help him wash out his crap rather than staunching the flow.
"Omg my boyfriend is going through his period I swear!"
"Ye maybe you should offer him a cock douche to clear it all out".
"Ye maybe you should offer him a cock douche to clear it all out".
by QT23 February 27, 2011
by schoetyme May 12, 2008
n. 1). A person who best exemplifies the qualities of a douche bag and a cock - cock waste.
n. 2). A fucking moron, asshole.
n. 2). A fucking moron, asshole.
"Why did you click submit on my online college application you fucking douche cock," Apollo explained.
by Jrex February 27, 2005
A self centered person who thinks they are superior to everyone else.
tells endless boring stories that usually start with "This one time..."
wears sunglasses on the back of your head
complete tool
tells endless boring stories that usually start with "This one time..."
wears sunglasses on the back of your head
complete tool
Person one : I unfortunately ran into this guy who told me all these pointless stories about how great he is.
Person two : Wow, what a douche cock.
Person two : Wow, what a douche cock.
by Ripper47 May 1, 2010
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