cockgust 

Cockgust (cock-gust). Penile expulsion of gas.
-verb.
After having too much sex (is that possible?), all that comes out is a gust of air.

-noun
Describing someone as a cockgust implies they're either an idiot or impotent or both.

(Origin: While bored, changed 'August' to 'Cockgust' on a calendar.)

After banging away successfully all weekend, the final intention was to dot her eyes, but all that came out was a cockgust.

cockgust by Nick-B August 24, 2007

cocklust 

Extreme desire/lust for the male genitalia.

A strong desire to perform oral sex on a male.

Natasha's cocklust made her very good at felatio

cocklust by DB January 13, 2005

Cockgestion 

Cockgestion is a term to describe a high volume of cocks trying to get into the same hole, usually during an orgy or swapping event.

Jessica and I were at a swingers party last weekend and there was an unbelievably attractive woman named Gina there. I attempted to get some of that, but the cockgestion was at 7 guys since my buddy Ryan was dismantling her for 2 hours. Hopefully the only jam will be my dong into her load lounge next time!

Cockgestion by Tee Cee Deez March 3, 2020

cockrust 

see also urungus

i need a shower. i'm getting some serious cockrust.

cockrust by the dastardly one December 30, 2003

cocklust ratio 

A woman's ratio, expressed as a percentage, of cocks sucked and/or fucked to cocks seen.

via Cocklust from the Old German Cockenlust

(1) Man, that girl loves the cock. She has a 93% cocklust ratio.

(2) Jenny must be a frigid pricktease. She's only got a 10% cocklust conversion ratio.

cocklust ratio by Timo de Vereaux November 5, 2006

cockbuster 

The BETTER name for all Blockbuster stores.

Cockbuster tried to scam me into paying $30 dollars for a video I returned and they didn't scan in.

cockbuster by AubreyA October 5, 2006

cockduster 

a feeble attempt at a moustache, usually by the pubescent, which would perhaps be more apt at lightly tickling the penis in a homosexual act rather than acting as a moustache

"have you seen the cockduster that newspaper boy has been sporting recently?"

cockduster by chris wal January 11, 2008