a feeble attempt at a moustache, usually by the pubescent, which would perhaps be more apt at lightly tickling the penis in a homosexual act rather than acting as a moustache

A woman's unsightly facial hair. It only refers to a woman's mustache, not a man's.

Noun. A thick and full moustache reminiscent of those sported by gay males, especially Freddie Mercury.

A mustache

The unsightly mustache hairs.

See Also ball sweeper