cockledick 

A penis with a head in the shape of an open clam

Damn your cockledick is ugz

cockledick by fullofshitdfvkdfv October 15, 2010

cocklefuck 

A word that just rolls out of your mouth when you're extremly pissed and try calling someone a cocksucker but by the time you're half-way into the word your anger has escalated so much that all you wanna say is 'fuck'.

Also can happen if you've been using 'fuck' so many times that your brain doesn't have the time to override 'fuck' with the next syllable of the word you're trying to say.

Imma rip you a new fuckin hole you motherfucking cocklefuck!

cocklefuck by Searinox April 25, 2009

Cobbledick 

Game addicted, lazy teenager with crappy attempted man bun.

Geez Louise, you're such a cobbledick *facepalm*

Cobbledick by Richard N Balls June 9, 2016

cocklick 

The personification of the verb "to lick a cock".

You fucking cocklick.

cocklick by ManualFoetusPuppetShow June 12, 2004

cocklick 

one who has been known for licking penis, or just another term used when calling someone a creative word for being a douchebag

Man, he was being such a cocklick last night when he said that about me

cocklick by Professor Martin Fucktard February 13, 2009

cockdick 

(noun) an insult used to express an extremely stupid or asshole move.

Greg, why would you light Nick's towel on fire, you cockdick!

cockdick by Ian0287 April 29, 2008

Cockdick 

A derogitory term used when putting a male victim down. This word simple means penispenis, but also means that the person is a dick or a douche bag.

Male Victim: "I plowed your girlfriend bro."
You: "You're a cockdick!"

Cockdick by SickPhrords July 10, 2010