cockonics

1. The language of love, or sweet-talking some sweet young lady into your bed. A takeoff of the word "ebonics" for inner-city speech.

2. The art of whipping out your cock to pick up a woman, satisfied that its sheer length and girth will win her over rather than conversation or spending an assload of money on the theater and an expensive dinner.

"Wow, dude, you picked up seven bizzos in seven days! How do you do it? Do you speak cockonics?"

by Lord Zoltar November 23, 2005

Corbonics

The language that originated from the mighty Corwin clan of the southwestern corner of Michigan.

All the mighty Corwin clan speaks a weird and unusual language, Corbonics.

by A Mighty Corwin December 11, 2011

Cockonoscopy

Complete anal penetration

My boyfriend gave me a cockonoscopy last night and now I can't poo.

by sexperts February 1, 2010

Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis

An ancient chant recited by the Woonis Clan at nightfall to butt rape the angry dumpling demons of the west (the Boolah) to keep them away so they can no longer steal their children’s pubes.

*Woonis child is being crotch shaved by Boolah demons*

Town Chiefs: “Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis! Nigger spirits begone!”

by PoonisHead December 4, 2020

cockniscient

Mindful of a man's cock, and ensuring to tend to it at appropriate intervals. An antonym would be that bitch who only gives dome once a month.

The other night Maria went down on me right before bed, then again the second I woke up. She is so cockniscient!

by James the NHD December 6, 2010

Cocknish

1.) One who sucks the cock of a man while he urinates.

2.) Someone so sexually frustrated that he may pathetically attepmt to suck his own cock. multiple times. daily.

2.) Munish Gandevia.

1.) "Oh my god, That guy is such a cocknish. He'll never get laid."

2.) "Wow, did you see that obease hobo, crying like a baby on the sidewalk, bending over?"

"Yea man, ugh gross, I think that was a cocknish."

by ThE LONLEY WOLF WOMAN EATING October 22, 2009

Cockonest

commonly know as cock honest.
Is act in which one tells the truth about cock size.

For example
"To be Cockonest with bro I'm only about a 5 incher"

by Cockonost May 8, 2014