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cockbadger 

A male or female who persistently persues the male member, despite their attentions being unwanted.
She's a moose.
I know, I can't get rid of the cockbadger.
cockbadger by manta July 30, 2003

cockmonger 

someone that cant get enough cock
Scott Burrill is the biggest cockmonger this side of the mississippi
cockmonger by scott burrill December 9, 2003
A lover of the cock. One who fills their waking and dreaming thoughts, with cock.
"JC is a total cocklover, when he is not kissing rebel dicks..."
cocklover by Durka Man June 26, 2007

cockbooger 

an obstruction of the male urethra caused by not urinating after sex; usually noticed the next morning when pee sprays in three directions.
"Man, this morning I had a bad case of cockboogers and I sprayed all over the bathroom."
cockbooger by VHS Player Chris February 16, 2008
1. Somebody who loves the cock
2. A colloquial insult which may exaggerate the feelings the receiver has for the cock.
"You are a total cocklover, man..."
"Naw, I only enjoy it the odd occasion..."
cocklover by crackotfige September 21, 2005

cockmongerer 

Insult. Implies the person deals in cocks and likes nothing better than cocks. Think fishmongerer, but insert the word "cock" in the place of the word "fish".
1. Go and monger some cocks, you cockmongerer
cockmongerer by Rac^ January 10, 2003