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cuckloaded 

used in the context of 'marriage' mostly; more specifically; as a submissive husband to a dominant wife or spouse, girlfriend, etc.

v. cuckloaded or 'getting a cuckloading', 'taken a cuckload', 'getting into cucklove', 'cuckloading', etc - being owned; in the act of 'GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED SEVERELY'

adj. 1. destroyed; from cuckold - means you've really been everyone's BITCH; a victim of 'CUCKLOADERS' - or - 2. As a 'cuckloader', the agressor, you have a full 'clip' of 'cucks' ready for someone to get 'cucked' by - the opposite of being 'out of cucks'

n. 1. a term describing a 'cuckloaded' individual, or plural 'a cuckload' 'cuckloads of them'. the mysterious 'cuckloaded' race
"cuckloaded in DOLBY SURROUND SOUND"

"LOOKOUT ... she's all CUCKLOADED for you son - that's WORSE than a GOLD-DIGGER"

"WATCH OUT NEO... she's a CUCKLOADER ... and a damned fine one at that"

"she made a CUCKLE out of him quick eh?"

"I'm CUCKLOADING it now..."

"boris... you want a CUCK in the head, or will you buy me dinner"

"your CUCKS failed BITCH"
cuckloaded by cuckman October 18, 2008
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Cheated on. Had your spouse or mate be unfaithful to you.
I was cuckolded by my wife and my best friend.
cuckolded by xono November 23, 2013

cockloader 

A man or woman who likes to make a man cum.
"Dayum, Jane is such a cockloader!" - Jane's Husband
cockloader by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005

cuckloaders

Ass farts that are loud
That guy just did cuckloaders
cuckloaders by Jimbillnigga April 18, 2014

cockloaded 

It means your angry because you were supposed to get some pussy, but you were too drunk to hit it.
I'm not in the mood, I'm cockloaded.
cockloaded by Cockedandloaded December 14, 2014

Cuckolded minor 

A person under the age of 18 who is cuckolded by adults who appear to be a crush or a love interest to minors but get used by other adults as the minors watch them
The age of consent turned me into a cuckolded minor, now my teachers or my favorite female adults will just deny me, they wont fuck me Even if I turned 18 years old
Cuckolded minor by komira July 17, 2024
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