Cocklodyte

It is an alternative vulgar word for troglodyte.

(Moronic, Ignorant, and/or unwilling to care of knowing)

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Chat troll: Spamming and harassing young streamer...

Streamer: What a Cocklodyte
Chat troll: What's that word?
Streamer: Shut the hell up man.
Entire chat: L, KEKW, etc.

Cocklodyte by Moe Lester D. IIecond March 30, 2022

Cocklodger 

A male who lives with his girlfriend without paying rent.
Rent and bills are paid by the girlfriend, the cocklodger relies on the fact that the couple are shagging to continue his residency.

Yeah, that guy Jim doesn't pay Rebecca rent to live in her flat, he's a cocklodger.

Cocklodger by Early D January 15, 2008

cocklobster 

Synonymous to douchebag, jackass, prick, moron

Goddamnit how is Dustin such a fucking cocklobster?

cocklobster by myrealnameisa June 29, 2009

Choclodyte 

A prehistoric black Troglodyte. Not to be confused with a Niganderthal.

The Choclodytes were infamous for the act of hitting their women in the head with giant clubs and dragging them back to the caves for butt sex.

Choclodyte by bootsniff March 29, 2011

cocklometer 

=girl's whore-ish-ness

The intent of the equation is to remain simple. For this reason, any kind of modifiers such as girth, multiple partners at the same time, race (relating to larger or smaller memebers), etc. will not be used. The overall intent of the "cocklometer" is to simply define a woman's whore-ish-ness, similar to an odometer on a car.

A few assumptions were made to reach the final product. Assume the average man to have a 6" member. Also assume the average sexual encounter to be approximately 10 minutes long, with one pump/second. Since there are 3,320 feet/kilometer. This roughly correlates to 5 sexual encounters and a quickie (or 5.5 for easy math) to make one cocklometer. Defined as follows:

(6"(2)/rep)=(1'/rep) - once for the penetration, once for the pull out.

(1'/rep)(5.5 encounters)(600 reps/encounter)=roughly 3,320'=1km

So with those assumptions we derrived:

(x/5.5)n=cocklometer=girl's whore-ish-ness

where x = number of sexual encounters
and n = number of partners

Girl one: She's such a whore, she banged Brian 5 full times and then a quickie at his parent's house last week.

Girl two: "(5.5/5.5)1=1 cocklometer", not too bad.

cocklometer by Iron_M1ke January 2, 2012

Coglodyte 

Bureaucratic drone dwelling in the sun deprived depths of a process driven organization. Incapable of creative thought or thinking outside of checking their box. Frightened by the light of knowledge, or the concept that anything can exist outside their script.

When asked why the road crew was mixing topsoil with the gravel and then putting it back on the road instead of removing it, the coglodyte flag-person merely shrugged and replied "They told us to do it that way".

Coglodyte by vaalrus April 24, 2010

COCKLODGE 

A "COCKLODGE" is a place where a cock is inserted or placed

Hey bitch your mouth is a COCKLODGE

COCKLODGE by THATSPRIVATEUCOCKLODGE!! July 29, 2009