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Cocklodyte

It is an alternative vulgar word for troglodyte.

(Moronic, Ignorant, and/or unwilling to care of knowing)

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Chat troll: Spamming and harassing young streamer...

Streamer: What a Cocklodyte
Chat troll: What's that word?
Streamer: Shut the hell up man.
Entire chat: L, KEKW, etc.
by Moe Lester D. IIecond March 30, 2022
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Cocklodger

A male who lives with his girlfriend without paying rent.
Rent and bills are paid by the girlfriend, the cocklodger relies on the fact that the couple are shagging to continue his residency.
Yeah, that guy Jim doesn't pay Rebecca rent to live in her flat, he's a cocklodger.
by Early D January 15, 2008
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cocklobster

Synonymous to douchebag, jackass, prick, moron
Goddamnit how is Dustin such a fucking cocklobster?
by myrealnameisa June 29, 2009
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Choclodyte

The Choclodytes were infamous for the act of hitting their women in the head with giant clubs and dragging them back to the caves for butt sex.
by bootsniff March 29, 2011
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cocklometer

=girl's whore-ish-ness

The intent of the equation is to remain simple. For this reason, any kind of modifiers such as girth, multiple partners at the same time, race (relating to larger or smaller memebers), etc. will not be used. The overall intent of the "cocklometer" is to simply define a woman's whore-ish-ness, similar to an odometer on a car.

A few assumptions were made to reach the final product. Assume the average man to have a 6" member. Also assume the average sexual encounter to be approximately 10 minutes long, with one pump/second. Since there are 3,320 feet/kilometer. This roughly correlates to 5 sexual encounters and a quickie (or 5.5 for easy math) to make one cocklometer. Defined as follows:

(6"(2)/rep)=(1'/rep) - once for the penetration, once for the pull out.

(1'/rep)(5.5 encounters)(600 reps/encounter)=roughly 3,320'=1km

So with those assumptions we derrived:

(x/5.5)n=cocklometer=girl's whore-ish-ness

where x = number of sexual encounters
and n = number of partners
Girl one: She's such a whore, she banged Brian 5 full times and then a quickie at his parent's house last week.

Girl two: "(5.5/5.5)1=1 cocklometer", not too bad.
by Iron_M1ke January 2, 2012
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Coglodyte

Bureaucratic drone dwelling in the sun deprived depths of a process driven organization. Incapable of creative thought or thinking outside of checking their box. Frightened by the light of knowledge, or the concept that anything can exist outside their script.
When asked why the road crew was mixing topsoil with the gravel and then putting it back on the road instead of removing it, the coglodyte flag-person merely shrugged and replied "They told us to do it that way".
by vaalrus April 24, 2010
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COCKLODGE

A "COCKLODGE" is a place where a cock is inserted or placed
Hey bitch your mouth is a COCKLODGE
by THATSPRIVATEUCOCKLODGE!! July 29, 2009
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