It is an alternative vulgar word for troglodyte.
(Moronic, Ignorant, and/or unwilling to care of knowing)
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Chat troll: Spamming and harassing young streamer...
Streamer: What a Cocklodyte
Chat troll: What's that word?
Streamer: Shut the hell up man.
Entire chat: L, KEKW, etc.
Streamer: What a Cocklodyte
Chat troll: What's that word?
Streamer: Shut the hell up man.
Entire chat: L, KEKW, etc.
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Rent and bills are paid by the girlfriend, the cocklodger relies on the fact that the couple are shagging to continue his residency.
Rent and bills are paid by the girlfriend, the cocklodger relies on the fact that the couple are shagging to continue his residency.
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by myrealnameisa June 29, 2009
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The intent of the equation is to remain simple. For this reason, any kind of modifiers such as girth, multiple partners at the same time, race (relating to larger or smaller memebers), etc. will not be used. The overall intent of the "cocklometer" is to simply define a woman's whore-ish-ness, similar to an odometer on a car.
A few assumptions were made to reach the final product. Assume the average man to have a 6" member. Also assume the average sexual encounter to be approximately 10 minutes long, with one pump/second. Since there are 3,320 feet/kilometer. This roughly correlates to 5 sexual encounters and a quickie (or 5.5 for easy math) to make one cocklometer. Defined as follows:
(6"(2)/rep)=(1'/rep) - once for the penetration, once for the pull out.
(1'/rep)(5.5 encounters)(600 reps/encounter)=roughly 3,320'=1km
So with those assumptions we derrived:
(x/5.5)n=cocklometer=girl's whore-ish-ness
where x = number of sexual encounters
and n = number of partners
The intent of the equation is to remain simple. For this reason, any kind of modifiers such as girth, multiple partners at the same time, race (relating to larger or smaller memebers), etc. will not be used. The overall intent of the "cocklometer" is to simply define a woman's whore-ish-ness, similar to an odometer on a car.
A few assumptions were made to reach the final product. Assume the average man to have a 6" member. Also assume the average sexual encounter to be approximately 10 minutes long, with one pump/second. Since there are 3,320 feet/kilometer. This roughly correlates to 5 sexual encounters and a quickie (or 5.5 for easy math) to make one cocklometer. Defined as follows:
(6"(2)/rep)=(1'/rep) - once for the penetration, once for the pull out.
(1'/rep)(5.5 encounters)(600 reps/encounter)=roughly 3,320'=1km
So with those assumptions we derrived:
(x/5.5)n=cocklometer=girl's whore-ish-ness
where x = number of sexual encounters
and n = number of partners
Girl one: She's such a whore, she banged Brian 5 full times and then a quickie at his parent's house last week.
Girl two: "(5.5/5.5)1=1 cocklometer", not too bad.
Girl two: "(5.5/5.5)1=1 cocklometer", not too bad.
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When asked why the road crew was mixing topsoil with the gravel and then putting it back on the road instead of removing it, the coglodyte flag-person merely shrugged and replied "They told us to do it that way".
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