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cockhoarder 

1. An individual who has an insatiable urge to be surrounded and/or filled by cocks.

2. A girl who in effect plays the role reversal game of trying to get any many cocks as possible.
Hey Todd, do you know that this area of Belguim is famous for cockhoarding?

That girl is the biggest cockhoarder we know, she is more like one of the guys, except that she gets laid all the time.

I see you cockhoarder!
cockhoarder by nolabexar August 29, 2009

Cocklodger 

A male who lives with his girlfriend without paying rent.
Rent and bills are paid by the girlfriend, the cocklodger relies on the fact that the couple are shagging to continue his residency.
Yeah, that guy Jim doesn't pay Rebecca rent to live in her flat, he's a cocklodger.
Cocklodger by Early D January 15, 2008

cockloadious 

To have an excess or very large amount of something.
Airport security opened a suspicious piece of luggage to find a

cockloadious amount of adult toys.
A lover of the cock. One who fills their waking and dreaming thoughts, with cock.
"JC is a total cocklover, when he is not kissing rebel dicks..."
cocklover by Durka Man June 26, 2007
1. Somebody who loves the cock
2. A colloquial insult which may exaggerate the feelings the receiver has for the cock.
"You are a total cocklover, man..."
"Naw, I only enjoy it the odd occasion..."
cocklover by crackotfige September 21, 2005

Cockholder 

A girl (or guy) who's always got one hand holding a dude's cock and the other digging in his pockets. They are completely unable to sustain themselves on their own and are closer to being parasites than human beings.
Person 1: Whatever happened to that hot chick from high school?
Person 2: She realized that she couldn't do anything else useful for society so she just became a cockholder. I see her at the bar with a different dude every night, and he's always buying....
Cockholder by Tara Cockholder July 19, 2010