cockjammer

Someone who jams cocks places they don't belong; come on, what else would it be?

Jesse likes smooth peanut butter?! What a cockjammer.

by notcollin November 26, 2006

Cockjammer

A situation similiar to blueballs in which a man is on the very tip of ejaculating when his ho totally ditches him or does something to stop him from shooting his wad, jamming his cock with semen in the process. Also can make urinating quite difficult afterwards.

AKA the very worse weapon the cocktease has in it's arsenal. The ultimate bait and switch.

Dave: "Man, I was totally getting a handjob from Jenny but that bitch totally cockjammed me by saying she had work in the morning and telling me to rub one out on my own."

Phil: "That sucks bro. What a fucking Cockjammer. Well at least you almost busted a nut."

Dave: "Bust a nut?!?! She almost busted MY FUCKING DICK!! It hurts when I touch it. I think my penis knew she abandoned it before the deed was done. It's extremely angry about the whole ordeal. Oh, and the best thing was I couldn't piss for 4 hours either."

by Super Solid Snake July 16, 2009

cockjacker

The action of hijacking / theiving / obtaining a penis to ride or pump in a sexual manner.

Rob is a cockjacker as last night he took advantage of Frank

by Denzel Large December 30, 2007

cockspammer

A person usually female, who trolls Facebook friends lists on the hunt for any males or swinging dicks to ride.

This chic is a hardcore cockspammer, never met her but she messengered me because she saw Lozza added me.

by BachedMan September 17, 2017

CockWarmer

Usually a saying said during sex for keeping the penis inside their sex partner before and/or after sexual intercourse.

“Hey, can you be my CockWarmer for a bit? Still need to get off my high.”

“Yeah, just don’t move around to much”

by anonymous June 28, 2021

cockjumper

a promiscuous girl who switches guys at least once a month.

Guy:You are so a cockjumper,Lindsy!

by tarheel November 30, 2006

cockslammer

a rube, street dweller, guttersnipe.

Ross is such a cockslammer sometimes, he needs a fucking job.

by Path March 23, 2004