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a way of saying cucumber that makes people think about male organs
also a way of saying penis but this is less common
Is there cockumbers in this salad?
cockumber by yocockumber September 14, 2011

Cock Jumper 

1. a person who moves from one penis to another in rapid succession

2. slang for the word slut

3. used as an insult to men, insinuating that the man is in fact a homosexual
1. 'That bitch is such a cock jumper!'

2. 'Cock jumping whore!'

3. 'Dude... you're a cock jumper!'
Cock Jumper by timbob09 September 7, 2008

cockjammer 

Someone who jams cocks places they don't belong; come on, what else would it be?
Jesse likes smooth peanut butter?! What a cockjammer.
cockjammer by notcollin November 26, 2006

Cockpumper 

Man who regularly vacuum pumps his penis, enlarging it for display or pleasure.
He was so thick, he must have been a cockpumper - aieeya!

He's either horse-hung or a cockpumper.
Cockpumper by Tigerdave October 26, 2008

Cockjammer 

A situation similiar to blueballs in which a man is on the very tip of ejaculating when his ho totally ditches him or does something to stop him from shooting his wad, jamming his cock with semen in the process. Also can make urinating quite difficult afterwards.

AKA the very worse weapon the cocktease has in it's arsenal. The ultimate bait and switch.
Dave: "Man, I was totally getting a handjob from Jenny but that bitch totally cockjammed me by saying she had work in the morning and telling me to rub one out on my own."

Phil: "That sucks bro. What a fucking Cockjammer. Well at least you almost busted a nut."

Dave: "Bust a nut?!?! She almost busted MY FUCKING DICK!! It hurts when I touch it. I think my penis knew she abandoned it before the deed was done. It's extremely angry about the whole ordeal. Oh, and the best thing was I couldn't piss for 4 hours either."
Cockjammer by Super Solid Snake July 16, 2009

cock jumper 

A person whom cannot be without a penis in their life. A cock jumper always has a boyfriend until they find the next one. A cock jumper is never alone.
That damn Sam is such a cock jumper she jumped off Eddie for Fred in less than 24 hours.
cock jumper by DJSTUBBLEBUBBLE July 14, 2013
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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