1. An often used vulgar declaration to indicate that something has gone terribly, terribly wrong.
2. In the days of yore, the cockgobble was said to be the favorite pet of the leprachaun. In the early 1600's "The great cockgobble purge" took place, in which cockgobbles were hunted down for their pelts, which were used to fashion the earliest dildos of our time.
2. In the days of yore, the cockgobble was said to be the favorite pet of the leprachaun. In the early 1600's "The great cockgobble purge" took place, in which cockgobbles were hunted down for their pelts, which were used to fashion the earliest dildos of our time.
by Craigelles April 13, 2006
The act of taking a full length shaft down ones throat, leaving the balls hanging under the chin making the resemblance of a turkey... Gobble, Gobble.
by OGanstaKush February 26, 2013
by Path July 23, 2002
Man , that chick i hooked up with was a cockgobbler !!!
My Ex-wife Susan was a cockgobbler, she sucked allnite long !!!
Hey Girl , its thanksgiving, you wanna be my cockgobbler !!!
My Ex-wife Susan was a cockgobbler, she sucked allnite long !!!
Hey Girl , its thanksgiving, you wanna be my cockgobbler !!!
by Heyman3000 February 11, 2010
One who enjoys munching or consuming cock. Any cock will do, but if this individual is a ballwasher (see definition) then they now will only gobble high dollar cock (ie bosses, managers, corporate people) Usually these individuals have no other motivation other then liking cock to be a cockgobbler.
by Govenor Tarkin February 23, 2004
Jay_Are is such a cockgobbler!
by Jay_Are October 27, 2009
(1) n. a person who during high school is an ass kissing, suck up. But when they get to college they go buckwild and gobble cock(s).
1. Person 1: Who's that chic over there goin buckwild?
Person 2: Oh, that's just that cockgobbler Nancy Thai
Person 1: I heard she was an ass kisser in highschool.
Person 2: She was, but now she is a crazy cockgobbler.
Person 1: WHOOOOO! GET IT COCKGOBBLER!!!
Person 2: Oh, that's just that cockgobbler Nancy Thai
Person 1: I heard she was an ass kisser in highschool.
Person 2: She was, but now she is a crazy cockgobbler.
Person 1: WHOOOOO! GET IT COCKGOBBLER!!!
by Ahhh Cock Gobbrah November 01, 2008