cockgobble 

1. An often used vulgar declaration to indicate that something has gone terribly, terribly wrong.

2. In the days of yore, the cockgobble was said to be the favorite pet of the leprachaun. In the early 1600's "The great cockgobble purge" took place, in which cockgobbles were hunted down for their pelts, which were used to fashion the earliest dildos of our time.

The chocolate milk is all gone? Cockgobble!

cockgobble by Craigelles April 29, 2006

Cockrobbed 

Tall guy who’s cock is 6” or less

I thought Patrick Downs would have a huge cock but it’s not even 5”, he was definitely cockrobbed!

Cockrobbed by Dustineverit November 4, 2019

Cockwomble

(noun) A person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or inappropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance.

synonyms: fuckwit, shit-for-brains

Eric Bristow won the World Darts Championship on no fewer than five separate occasions despite being a complete and utter cockwomble of the highest order.

Cockwomble by Downsie2001 November 29, 2016

Cockwomble

A completely useless person that spouts constant bullshit

That Andrew is such a Cockwomble

Cockwomble by Cockwombler October 2, 2015

CobGobbler

A CobGobbler is a person who gets fecal matter in their mouth, be it intentional or otherwise.
(a reference to corn in shit logs)

- The person who has the "chocolate" in their mouth can then be called the "Cob Gobbler" or simply "Gobbler"
- The Shit does not need to be from a human, but does need to be the same type as a human, i.e., Bird shit is more like a liquid (and never contains corn chunks) and so is generally not considered for Cob Gobbling, however there is nothing stopping the informal use when an instance like this occurs.

Steph was giving Sam a Thunder Harvest when she suddenly found herself a cobgobbler...

CobGobbler by SpikeyMonkey December 31, 2014

Cockgobbler 

The act of taking a full length shaft down ones throat, leaving the balls hanging under the chin making the resemblance of a turkey... Gobble, Gobble.

She's such a cockgobbler she went balls deep

Cockgobbler by OGanstaKush February 28, 2013

Cockwobble 

Noun: A person, usually male, who is acting in an undesired way, similar to asshat. Generally used when a man appears to be thinking with his tiny lower brain especially when engaging in displays of proverbial dick measuring. Altered form of the British slang Cockwomble.

Adj: To describe something ridiculous

"I can't believe Chad sent all the women in the class a dick pic, he's such a gobshite, cockwobble!" "What is this cockwobbling mess?"

Cockwobble by RoguePixie July 8, 2020