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Cockjobber 

The name for a guy with a small penis that you bring to a MMF threesome in order to make your package look larger.
Last night with Dave and Sarah was awesome! That cockjobber made my 6" look huge!
Cockjobber by Faulken April 24, 2011

Cock Robbed 

When a little dick sells himself as a big dick... you are left feeling dissatisfied and alone and with a smaller wallet.
Jenny: "I danced with that guy at the club all night, he could really move man, but when he finally put it in me.... oh, shit, i was cock robbed!"
Cock Robbed by Pink Tits February 15, 2010

Cockrobber 

That cockrobber! I hope my insurance will pay for my new penis.

The cockrobber stole the man's penis while he was watching "Friends."

God! Pete is whipped! His girlfriend is a real cockrobber...figuratively!
Cockrobber by The Charles October 28, 2003

Cockribbeany 

Cock-Ribbea-ney

A fusion / mixture of a Cockney & Caribbean accent and it's phrases.
A combination that surged in the 1960s due to immigration to Eastern London(East London).
"Honestly, I think I've spent to much time in Clapton, I'm getting a Cockribbeany accent"
Cockribbeany by HaUKnowItsTrue July 26, 2017

cockbobber 

Someone who loves to gives loads of blowjobs !
She's my cockbobber !
cockbobber by flammablepiss October 11, 2007

cockjobbery 

Noun: the act of saying something extremely silly. Taken from the term cock job.

Also can be said as knobjockery.
Ronald IV of Uddington: "Harold, will you stop your incessant cockjobbery and listen to me"
cockjobbery by Nickhasl55 May 20, 2008