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Tall guy who’s cock is 6” or less
I thought Patrick Downs would have a huge cock but it’s not even 5”, he was definitely cockrobbed!
by Thumbdick November 04, 2019
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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When a little dick sells himself as a big dick... you are left feeling dissatisfied and alone and with a smaller wallet.
Jenny: "I danced with that guy at the club all night, he could really move man, but when he finally put it in me.... oh, shit, i was cock robbed!"
by Pink Tits February 14, 2010
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When taking a shot in foosball and the other player just gets back to his goalie and absolutley stones the shit out of you
MAN1:*Shoots the ball*
MAN2:*clears it off the goal line*
by Cwaterton12 July 10, 2008
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