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A CobGobbler is a person who gets fecal matter in their mouth, be it intentional or otherwise.
(a reference to corn in shit logs)

- The person who has the "chocolate" in their mouth can then be called the "Cob Gobbler" or simply "Gobbler"
- The Shit does not need to be from a human, but does need to be the same type as a human, i.e., Bird shit is more like a liquid (and never contains corn chunks) and so is generally not considered for Cob Gobbling, however there is nothing stopping the informal use when an instance like this occurs.
Steph was giving Sam a Thunder Harvest when she suddenly found herself a cobgobbler...
by SpikeyMonkey December 31, 2014
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When you ferociously devour a large penis in the manner of a starving person chowing down on a corn on the cob well drizzled in butter.
Man look at her go - your girlfirend is a champion cob-gobbler.
by MBlaster August 03, 2007
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A corn company started by second-generation farmers the Shuck Brothers. They emphasize the culture of nice ears, silky hairs, ripe kernels, and sucking down the largest stalks you’ve ever seen—all types yellow, white, red, and purple.
The cob-gobblers have done it again releasing yet another disgusting corn video. This time they slathered their stalks with high fructose corn syrup before they went to town.
by Wordzmeth June 15, 2019
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