Cockwomble

(noun) A person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or inappropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance.

synonyms: fuckwit, shit-for-brains

Eric Bristow won the World Darts Championship on no fewer than five separate occasions despite being a complete and utter cockwomble of the highest order.

by Downsie2001 November 29, 2016

Cockwomble

A completely useless person that spouts constant bullshit

That Andrew is such a Cockwomble

by Cockwombler August 23, 2015

Cockwomble

An idiot of the highest degree

Why that cockwomble Neil Doncaster has sat on his arse for so long is unbelievable.

by Hairbear May 25, 2012

Cockwomble

The best insult known to man!

Don't speak to that guy, he's a complete cockwomble!

by Uncle Psychosis September 15, 2004

Cockwomble

Male-directed insult. Also describes the tendency to rummage in your underwear massaging ones genitals as if looking for litter to pick up (hence womble )

Look at that guy. He is such a cockwomble.

by Covbaby April 2, 2012

Cockwomble

The literal meaning of cockwomble is someone who engages in cottaging or gay dogging type activities in public places. In general use, it seems to have lost this meaning and is typically just used as a general insult.

Wombles are fictional creatures from a 1970s British children's animation series. As the story goes, they live in a burrow under Wimbledon Common and get by collecting and recycling litter.

So if a womble is a critter that roams Wimbledon Common looking for litter, then a cockwomble is someone who roams Wimbledon Common (or other parks and public areas) looking for cock.

We decided t o leave Frank in the pub. He was being a complete cockwomble.

by divasdayoff November 2, 2015

Cockwomble

Male-directed insult: An unintelligent fucktard who has an opinion and a big mouth. Bullshit spout.

Cockwomble: David Cameron is a Cockwomble

by ZegDrop October 28, 2015