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Cockwobble 

Noun: A person, usually male, who is acting in an undesired way, similar to asshat. Generally used when a man appears to be thinking with his tiny lower brain especially when engaging in displays of proverbial dick measuring. Altered form of the British slang Cockwomble.

Adj: To describe something ridiculous
"I can't believe Chad sent all the women in the class a dick pic, he's such a gobshite, cockwobble!" "What is this cockwobbling mess?"
Cockwobble by RoguePixie July 8, 2020
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cockwobble 

Cockwobble is a word used when a girl goes to sit down on your Penis and misses making it wobble
Oh shit that cockwobble hurt
cockwobble by Howsitgoing123 January 19, 2017

Cockwobble 

When you shag a woman with a monster pussy, you wobble your cock to touch the sides
I had to do a cockwobble to touch the sides
Cockwobble by Barry Vulva March 7, 2020

Cockrobbed 

Tall guy who’s cock is 6” or less
I thought Patrick Downs would have a huge cock but it’s not even 5”, he was definitely cockrobbed!
Cockrobbed by Dustineverit November 4, 2019

Cockwombling thundercunt 

The ultimate worst type of insult to be used to describe a person who believes themselves to be so self important that no one else even matters. To be called a cockwombling thundercunt you have done something so unbelievably selfish to truly piss someone off and even worse you dont even realise you've done anything wrong.
Hey, that Phil is a right selfish cockwombling thundercunt!

Cockwomble

(noun) A person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or inappropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance.

synonyms: fuckwit, shit-for-brains
Eric Bristow won the World Darts Championship on no fewer than five separate occasions despite being a complete and utter cockwomble of the highest order.
Cockwomble by Downsie2001 November 29, 2016

Cockwomble

A completely useless person that spouts constant bullshit
That Andrew is such a Cockwomble
Cockwomble by Cockwombler October 2, 2015
Word of the Day on August 16, 2022
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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