cockfree

lesbian relationship

Mary: I am so sick and tired of lying and cheating boyfriends... I think I will switch teams and go cockfree for a while..
Kate: Welcome to the team hun!

by jimissobored January 3, 2015

cockference call

n. The act of conducting business on the phone while a co-worker sucks your cock.

Monica's hair was stuck to her burning eyelid after her boss's afternoon cockference call.

by jeffapotamus October 26, 2009

Cockfee

The act of meeting up for a coffee and sex.

Man, I met Rachel yesterday for some cockfee instead of going to the gym. I still got my cardio in though.

by diverlloyd April 2, 2019

cockfleet

Upgraded version of cockboat

Ok motherfucker, the cockfleet is coming to port in your ass.

by madgrad January 24, 2003

cockference

when two guys have a man meeting

dude 1: bro, i heard u and woman broke up.
dude 2: yeah, i'm bummed.
dude 1: meet me in an hour for a cockference

by matt_meyer June 13, 2011

cockference

when two guys have a man meeting

dude 1: dude, i heard you and woman broke up.
dude 2: yeah, i'm really bummed.
dude 1: all right, meet me in a half an hour for a cockference.

by be_dop_bop_man June 12, 2011

Handy Cocktree

When your feeling lonely or just want to have some fun, grab a hold of a big ole' cock off the handy cocktree. You can do many things such as giving one as a Christmas present.

Hey you wanna get f*#ked tonite? Yeah hold on, let me go get a big ole' cock off my handy cocktree!

by disorca July 19, 2010