cockfree
Mary: I am so sick and tired of lying and cheating boyfriends... I think I will switch teams and go cockfree for a while..
Kate: Welcome to the team hun!
Kate: Welcome to the team hun!
cockfree by jimissobored January 3, 2015
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cockference call
cockference call by jeffapotamus October 26, 2009
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Cockfee
Man, I met Rachel yesterday for some cockfee instead of going to the gym. I still got my cardio in though.
Cockfee by diverlloyd April 2, 2019
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cockference
dude 1: bro, i heard u and woman broke up.
dude 2: yeah, i'm bummed.
dude 1: meet me in an hour for a cockference
dude 2: yeah, i'm bummed.
dude 1: meet me in an hour for a cockference
cockference by matt_meyer June 13, 2011
cockference
dude 1: dude, i heard you and woman broke up.
dude 2: yeah, i'm really bummed.
dude 1: all right, meet me in a half an hour for a cockference.
dude 2: yeah, i'm really bummed.
dude 1: all right, meet me in a half an hour for a cockference.
cockference by be_dop_bop_man June 12, 2011
Handy Cocktree
When your feeling lonely or just want to have some fun, grab a hold of a big ole' cock off the handy cocktree. You can do many things such as giving one as a Christmas present.
Handy Cocktree by disorca July 19, 2010
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