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Mary: I am so sick and tired of lying and cheating boyfriends... I think I will switch teams and go cockfree for a while..
Kate: Welcome to the team hun!
cockfree by jimissobored January 3, 2015
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cockference call 

n. The act of conducting business on the phone while a co-worker sucks your cock.
Monica's hair was stuck to her burning eyelid after her boss's afternoon cockference call.
cockference call by jeffapotamus October 26, 2009
The act of meeting up for a coffee and sex.
Man, I met Rachel yesterday for some cockfee instead of going to the gym. I still got my cardio in though.
Cockfee by diverlloyd April 2, 2019

cockfleet 

Upgraded version of cockboat
Ok motherfucker, the cockfleet is coming to port in your ass.
cockfleet by madgrad January 24, 2003

cockference 

dude 1: bro, i heard u and woman broke up.
dude 2: yeah, i'm bummed.
dude 1: meet me in an hour for a cockference
cockference by matt_meyer June 13, 2011

cockference 

dude 1: dude, i heard you and woman broke up.
dude 2: yeah, i'm really bummed.
dude 1: all right, meet me in a half an hour for a cockference.
cockference by be_dop_bop_man June 12, 2011

Handy Cocktree

When your feeling lonely or just want to have some fun, grab a hold of a big ole' cock off the handy cocktree. You can do many things such as giving one as a Christmas present.
Hey you wanna get f*#ked tonite? Yeah hold on, let me go get a big ole' cock off my handy cocktree!
Handy Cocktree by disorca July 19, 2010
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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