cockfreak

Someone who keeps talking about his penis because he has a slightly bigger one.

Jim: Hey man lets hit the bars tonight, I need to treat a girl with a real thing you know...
Mike: Jesus Jim stop being a cockfreak!! You are only 7 inches long!!

by jimissobored August 25, 2014

cockbreath

1. Anyone you don't like.
2. A condition similar to halitosis - possible side effect of felatio.
3. A person suffering from cockbreath.

"You would say that, wouldn't you. COCKBREATH!"

by Cockbreath March 17, 2003

cockspeak

def. A humorous muffled dialect of a given language; rendered almost unintelligible by the fact that the one speaking (usually female) has a cock in their mouth.

Cockspeak should not be confused with "Dentistic," which is a similar sounding dialect, but is instead caused by the presence of dental instruments, novacaine injections, and a saliva vacuum.

Cockspeak in Action:

Man: "Uuhh.. god.. yeah.."

Woman: "Reeoo liyck nat?"

Man: "Damn.. that's so good..."

Woman: "Wyah, rye noose ty nung an nick ith tall naroun..."

by nutman March 10, 2006

cockbreath

When someone'e breath smells of cock, especially after giving a man a blowjob and swallowing his fuckpiss.

"Kylie had cockbreath after giving Avid a blowjob"

by Avid September 11, 2004

cockfree

lesbian relationship

Mary: I am so sick and tired of lying and cheating boyfriends... I think I will switch teams and go cockfree for a while..
Kate: Welcome to the team hun!

by jimissobored January 3, 2015

cockbreath

one with breath that smells of cock (ie, jo)

'dear lord jo, how long as it been since you brushed your teeth? you have cockbreath'

by God September 22, 2003

cockbread

bread that is rolled and baked in the shape of a penis.

i just made a cockbread at the bakery.

by ploppers9 July 18, 2009