cockbreed

A fuckin' loser. fuckbucket

That guy is a cockbreed, I wish cancer upon him!

by Foyf January 21, 2003

cockbreed

A penis that will multiply every time it is beat off. A re-spawning bell end.

"The alien cockbreed has spread all the way across Essex"

by Foyf January 21, 2003

cockbender

a very hard sexual position that usually requires some type of gymnastics skills

Yea I'd like to reverse piledrive her, but I haven't figured out the right moves yet - Yea dude, it's a real cockbender

by Jesus3 October 23, 2007

Cockbending

Water, air, earth, fire. There is one more hidden in the scriptures, COCK.

Cockbending is the newest artform.

by My friends call me nathan June 28, 2020

cockbrella

When a mans gut is so large it hangs over his penis shading it from the sun.

Bill had to lift up his cockbrella to take a piss.

by scott p. kelly December 11, 2007

cockbreath

1. Anyone you don't like.
2. A condition similar to halitosis - possible side effect of felatio.
3. A person suffering from cockbreath.

"You would say that, wouldn't you. COCKBREATH!"

by Cockbreath March 17, 2003

cockbender

A male or female, who for some reason cannot get enough cock and will go to extremes to get as much as possible in an undetermined amount of time.

Vinnie said, it's like Dorothy has been on a cockbender for the last five years.

by MistressDonnaoftheDark November 7, 2012