cockfreeze

when your hot boyfriend (or girlfriend) is near you and you cant have an intelligent conversation because you cant find the words because the thought of sex (conscious or subconscious) is blocking your brain from any cohesive thought process

i was trying to have an intelligent conversation about the crisis in Ukraine when i looked over at my boyfriend and had a cockfreeze and totally forgot what i was going to say.

cockfreeze by whitemomlovzrap April 30, 2014

cocksneeze

The act of ejaculation through a non-erect penis. Ususally happens in reaction to extremely arousing event, catching one completely offguard.

"Jesus Christ, did you see the tits on that bitch?"

"Oh man, I think I just cocksneezed"

cocksneeze by ProbablyJason November 18, 2003

cocksneeze

when a guy blows his load

spooging

cocksneeze by bob October 22, 2003

cockfree 

lesbian relationship

Mary: I am so sick and tired of lying and cheating boyfriends... I think I will switch teams and go cockfree for a while..
Kate: Welcome to the team hun!

cockfree by jimissobored January 3, 2015

cockfeeder 

Someone who wasn't breastfed by his mother. He was cockfed by his father.

Cockfeeder: You can't sit at the head of the table. That place is reserved for my dad.

cockfeeder by Stoole July 29, 2017

Cockfleeced 

A circumcised male who didn’t agree to the procedure and feels cheated as a result

Male1: You can’t beat the feeling as your foreskin rubs over your bellend when you’re knocking one out!
Male 2: I wouldn’t know, I was Cockfleeced as a baby…… I fucking hate my parents!

Cockfleeced by Blinkybrooks January 19, 2022