cockfreeze

when your hot boyfriend (or girlfriend) is near you and you cant have an intelligent conversation because you cant find the words because the thought of sex (conscious or subconscious) is blocking your brain from any cohesive thought process

i was trying to have an intelligent conversation about the crisis in Ukraine when i looked over at my boyfriend and had a cockfreeze and totally forgot what i was going to say.

cockfreeze by whitemomlovzrap April 30, 2014

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cocksneeze

The act of ejaculation through a non-erect penis. Ususally happens in reaction to extremely arousing event, catching one completely offguard.

"Jesus Christ, did you see the tits on that bitch?"

"Oh man, I think I just cocksneezed"

cocksneeze by ProbablyJason November 18, 2003

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cockfreeze • cockfeeder • Cockfleeced • cockfree • cock sneeze • code freeze • cock frenzy • cock-geezer • Cock pretzel • Cock Wheeze

cocksneeze

when a guy blows his load

spooging

cocksneeze by bob October 22, 2003

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cockfree

lesbian relationship

Mary: I am so sick and tired of lying and cheating boyfriends... I think I will switch teams and go cockfree for a while..
Kate: Welcome to the team hun!

cockfree by jimissobored January 3, 2015

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cockfeeder

Someone who wasn't breastfed by his mother. He was cockfed by his father.

Cockfeeder: You can't sit at the head of the table. That place is reserved for my dad.

cockfeeder by Stoole July 29, 2017

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Cockfleeced

A circumcised male who didn’t agree to the procedure and feels cheated as a result

Male1: You can’t beat the feeling as your foreskin rubs over your bellend when you’re knocking one out!
Male 2: I wouldn’t know, I was Cockfleeced as a baby…… I fucking hate my parents!

Cockfleeced by Blinkybrooks January 19, 2022

Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

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