Definitions by jeffapotamus

Slit pic

A photo of a woman's vagina, to be texted to a paramour.

I sent my girl a dick pic, and she sent me a hot slit pic.

Slit pic by jeffapotamus September 3, 2015

cockference call 

n. The act of conducting business on the phone while a co-worker sucks your cock.

Monica's hair was stuck to her burning eyelid after her boss's afternoon cockference call.

cockference call by jeffapotamus October 26, 2009