2 definitions by jeffapotamus

Slit pic

A photo of a woman's vagina, to be texted to a paramour.
I sent my girl a dick pic, and she sent me a hot slit pic.
by jeffapotamus August 1, 2015
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cockference call

n. The act of conducting business on the phone while a co-worker sucks your cock.
Monica's hair was stuck to her burning eyelid after her boss's afternoon cockference call.
by jeffapotamus October 27, 2009
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