2 definitions by jeffapotamus

1

cockference call

n. The act of conducting business on the phone while a co-worker sucks your cock.

Monica's hair was stuck to her burning eyelid after her boss's afternoon cockference call.

by jeffapotamus October 26, 2009

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A photo of a woman's vagina, to be texted to a paramour.

I sent my girl a dick pic, and she sent me a hot slit pic.

by jeffapotamus July 31, 2015

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