Definitions by madgrad

cockfleet 

Upgraded version of cockboat

Ok motherfucker, the cockfleet is coming to port in your ass.

cockfleet by madgrad January 24, 2003

cockboat 

Comes into play when someone says or does something stupid, and is about to pay the consequences

Jcterminal, you're about to take a ride on the cockboat

cockboat by madgrad January 24, 2003

jopapa'd

The implicit implication of underage child molestation

Dude 1: Check out that girl!
Dude 2: She's 15.
Dude 3: JOPAPA'D!

jopapa'd by madgrad January 24, 2003

clay'd 

Used when someone is attempting to improve something of a technological nature, then fucks it up. Royally.

Dude, you just Clay'd the script!

clay'd by madgrad January 24, 2003

goes down faster than wunderbed in a fistfight 

Refers to somone being defeated quickly in any given competition,or to rapidly failing technology

Dude, my cable modem went down faster than wunderbred in a fist fight

goes down faster than wunderbed in a fistfight by madgrad January 24, 2003

olde 

Contemptous response of a grizzled internet veteran when a newbie presents something he thinks is fresh, but in reality is tired, worn and rotten.

Dude 1: Chicks dig the nose! OMG LOL
Dude 2: OLDE!

olde by madgrad January 24, 2003

getting called out 

Sarcastic reference to one poster on a message board grandstanding and offering to fight another poster in real life. Harkens back to bad high school days.

Dude 1: You don't like my political views? I'm going to drive up there and kick your ass!

Dude 2: Oh yeah, he totally called him out.
Dude3: Will he do this before or after home ec?

getting called out by madgrad January 24, 2003