cockfleet

Upgraded version of cockboat

Ok motherfucker, the cockfleet is coming to port in your ass.

by madgrad January 25, 2003

getting called out

Sarcastic reference to one poster on a message board grandstanding and offering to fight another poster in real life. Harkens back to bad high school days.

Dude 1: You don't like my political views? I'm going to drive up there and kick your ass!

Dude 2: Oh yeah, he totally called him out.
Dude3: Will he do this before or after home ec?

by madgrad January 25, 2003

clay'd

Used when someone is attempting to improve something of a technological nature, then fucks it up. Royally.

Dude, you just Clay'd the script!

by madgrad January 25, 2003

olde

Contemptous response of a grizzled internet veteran when a newbie presents something he thinks is fresh, but in reality is tired, worn and rotten.

Dude 1: Chicks dig the nose! OMG LOL
Dude 2: OLDE!

by madgrad January 25, 2003

goes down faster than wunderbed in a fistfight

Refers to somone being defeated quickly in any given competition,or to rapidly failing technology

Dude, my cable modem went down faster than wunderbred in a fist fight

by madgrad January 25, 2003

jopapa'd

The implicit implication of underage child molestation

Dude 1: Check out that girl!
Dude 2: She's 15.
Dude 3: JOPAPA'D!

by madgrad January 25, 2003

cockboat

Comes into play when someone says or does something stupid, and is about to pay the consequences

Jcterminal, you're about to take a ride on the cockboat

by madgrad January 25, 2003