cockference

when two guys have a man meeting

dude 1: bro, i heard u and woman broke up.
dude 2: yeah, i'm bummed.
dude 1: meet me in an hour for a cockference

by matt_meyer June 13, 2011

cockference

when two guys have a man meeting

dude 1: dude, i heard you and woman broke up.
dude 2: yeah, i'm really bummed.
dude 1: all right, meet me in a half an hour for a cockference.

by be_dop_bop_man June 12, 2011

cockference call

n. The act of conducting business on the phone while a co-worker sucks your cock.

Monica's hair was stuck to her burning eyelid after her boss's afternoon cockference call.

by jeffapotamus October 26, 2009

conference whore

A woman who attends a work conference under the guise of business, but is really there just to get drunk a bang men she has just met, preferably married ones.

Don't even expect Sarah to get that structured document done tonight for the working group meeting tomorrow morning. She is too busy being a conference whore in the hotel bar.

by Bond HL7 September 7, 2013

conference whore

A female who attends a work conference under the pretense of business, but in reality sees it solely as an opportunity to get drunk and bang a new guy, preferably a married one.

Oh look! Sarah, the conference whore from Lantana Consulting, has set her sights on yet another married man at this HL7 working group meeting!

by Bond Architect September 7, 2013

conference depression

Being extremely depressed after an awesome weekend at a youth and government conference. Withdrawal usually lasts a day or two depending on the conference. With Sacramento it's escpecially bad

Dude what's up with him
He just came back from Bob 2 and it was his last year, his conference depression is really bad
Dam that sucks

by norcalkid January 20, 2009

Parent Teacher Conference

a place for teachers to tell poop about you while you're not there. Also a place for your parents to realize how stupid their child really must be. :}

"hey, did your mom go to the parent teacher conference today?"

"yea, the teacher went crazy."

"you grounded?"

"until i move out -___-"

by Cat (: November 17, 2009