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delusional cockbag
A seemingly intelligent individual whose perception of reality (i.e. value as a human being, ability as a parent or child, importance as a social and moral leader, skills as a lover) is so distorted that no amount of logic, reason, or compassionate pleading can sway them from supporting the Bush administration
delusional cockbag by NumbaOneSon December 15, 2008
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cockbrag • cockrag • cockbrain • Cockdragon • cockrage • Cockbag fuck nugget • cockbaggery • Cockbaggin • Cockbag McDicknuts • cockbrad
cockbrain
when the male uses his cock as a secondary brain, often resulting in unfortunate choices and loss of girlfriend and or bodily harm caused by aforementioned girlfriend.
man i was so cockbrain last night, i had a great time but my girlfriend kicked me in the sack this morning
Cockdragger
A male boogieboarder who hangs out at surf spots instead of at boogie board spots and tries to yell people off waves. Twatdragger for a female.
"Dude, I surfed Souths the other day and this cockdragger was out there trying to burn me. Reminded me of that annoying broad who always drags that custom boogieboard, wears a helmet, and acts like she owns the joint at souths."
Cockdragger by ya know if ya know December 23, 2008
Cockbag fuck nugget
When you run out of everything else to call a person and have to throw a bunch of explicit language together in a way that captures the persons full fuckery.
Cockbag fuck nugget by Royals8 February 26, 2019
cockrag
cockbag
A word used describe someone who acts in a manner that causes that person to appear to have the personality of hairy, sweaty beanbag.
cockbag by frostyballz April 29, 2003
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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