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delusional cockbag

A seemingly intelligent individual whose perception of reality (i.e. value as a human being, ability as a parent or child, importance as a social and moral leader, skills as a lover) is so distorted that no amount of logic, reason, or compassionate pleading can sway them from supporting the Bush administration
My dad has become the king of the delusional cockbags without even trying.
delusional cockbag by NumbaOneSon December 15, 2008

cockbrain 

when the male uses his cock as a secondary brain, often resulting in unfortunate choices and loss of girlfriend and or bodily harm caused by aforementioned girlfriend.
man i was so cockbrain last night, i had a great time but my girlfriend kicked me in the sack this morning
cockbrain by IMMA MAN December 3, 2009

Cockdragger  

A male boogieboarder who hangs out at surf spots instead of at boogie board spots and tries to yell people off waves. Twatdragger for a female.
"Dude, I surfed Souths the other day and this cockdragger was out there trying to burn me. Reminded me of that annoying broad who always drags that custom boogieboard, wears a helmet, and acts like she owns the joint at souths."
Cockdragger by ya know if ya know December 23, 2008

Cockbag fuck nugget 

When you run out of everything else to call a person and have to throw a bunch of explicit language together in a way that captures the persons full fuckery.
Jim: I almost socked that cockbag fuck nugget in the throat.
Cockbag fuck nugget by Royals8 February 26, 2019
an item used to wipe your cock off after a masturbation session.
Come here you little cockrag Ashley .
cockrag by Phr0s7 April 5, 2003
A word used describe someone who acts in a manner that causes that person to appear to have the personality of hairy, sweaty beanbag.
That guy Rusty? What a cockbag! He probably buys gimmick golf clubs...cockbag!
cockbag by frostyballz April 29, 2003